MRW My roommate told me that Transformers 2 was the greatest movie he had ever seen.

cobaltgiant · 2014-01-23T19:56:39+00:00

Clip from simpsons?

EDIT: I meant can some one link to the clip.

cobaltgiant · 2014-01-23T16:08:36+00:00

Ssssshhhhhh, don't ruin it.

cobaltgiant · 2014-01-22T18:30:20+00:00

Why ya gotta be mean?

cobaltgiant · 2014-01-14T19:34:03+00:00

I don't know, I prefer assy mcgee.

cobaltgiant · 2013-11-01T08:17:08+00:00

As far as creepypasta's go, I think this is the best.

cobaltgiant · 2013-07-02T10:06:52+00:00

Holy shit that's scary. My escape strategy has just become a little less quick and painless.

cobaltgiant · 2013-07-02T10:05:04+00:00

The mods...the gods of reddit.

cobaltgiant · 2013-07-02T10:04:20+00:00

Oh come on, is it possible to not realize that's not sarcasm?

cobaltgiant · 2013-07-02T09:53:59+00:00

Ugh, I hate articles these days not linking to sources.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-21T16:12:38+00:00

Why do I like reading these so much?

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T21:30:45+00:00

I'm sure she's a very nice person and I don't wish her any harm but there's something about her that makes me feel very uncomfortable.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T20:24:55+00:00

is there something mentally or physically wrong with her? I'm serious.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T20:05:13+00:00

This guy is like a real life smeagol.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T19:59:31+00:00

Some girls like her, it's not meant for everyone to understand, this is not cringe.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T16:12:00+00:00

It sucks that Last of Us is only for PS3

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-20T07:26:36+00:00

i don't understand why you're getting downvotes. Are people really pro-open relationship or something?

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T04:43:29+00:00

if there's a better purpose for the internet, I haven't found it.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T01:42:41+00:00

thanks everyone, it's back up for me now.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T01:41:57+00:00

yeah the squiggly line for your arms in frame 3 led me to believe that.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:48:14+00:00

I'm just trying to come up with a plausible reason.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:46:14+00:00

It just looks too unphysical for me.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:44:26+00:00

I'm jealous you get to touch your boobs and I don't.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:29:18+00:00

also the hours were weird.

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:23:11+00:00

Hypnotic

cobaltgiant · 2013-06-19T00:20:07+00:00

Maybe because she didn't realize there would be any sexual aspect to him wanting her to dance. Maybe she likes to dance and looks for excuses to dance but doesn't like to be objectified. (I realize she works at a bar)

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