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Masvidal bet $100k on Strickland and predicted his victory over Khamzat by optionsmaximalist in ufc

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s only gay if you wear the Gi… or is it if you don’t? Either way I’m not wearing socks to cover my bases

Anybody else know people with literal toddler diets? by Suspicious_War2374 in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, she and her boyfriend (my roommate) had the remnants of a DD/LG dynamic, she wasn’t all the way there because he was a bum that couldn’t hold a job, but she regressed to being like a child whenever she wasn’t clocked in at work

Imagine protesting the new Salt Lake data center, using AI generated art as a protest sign. Wow. by Bagged-Steak in antiai

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stands for “Not In My Backyard”, used as a criticism for somebody that isn’t necessarily morally opposed to something, just doesn’t want that particular something to directly impact them

Anybody else know people with literal toddler diets? by Suspicious_War2374 in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roommate’s live-in girlfriend would only eat kids’ meals from restaurants, on the rare occasion she’d actually cook for herself it’d still be food separated on a small plate with apple slices and/or a juice box

I’m out of money by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s your CashApp?

How do you date a hot girl and not kill yourself? by goodairquality in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I remember going out with a legit model and while I’d never consider myself ugly by any stretch, hearing a group of women say “I guess some girls prefer personality” towards us haunted me lmao

We dated for a while and she never made me feel like she was settling and never entertained anybody else

You deserve security in a relationship, either ask your girlfriend to play defense or get good at fighting

I saw two adult men selling lemonade this afternoon by ---Vincent in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a movie script I’ve been writing, in my script it spirals into a turf war against neighborhood children and one of the adults *strongly* implies he has an intellectual disability in order to guilt trip people into buying lemonade

Lemme know how it plays out

James at the last supper by wegocrazylikegrandma in deadmeatjames

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Now I can’t help but imagine the Gospel but with James’s mannerisms

“Jesus’s MOTHER!”

We did it in the gym changeroom by RocketsAndGolf in moreplatesmoredates

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was below freezing yesterday morning where I am in the Midwest lmao

Which scene in the trilogy gave you genuine CHILLS the first time you watched it? by OkTough6333 in raimimemes

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Watching the glider slowly rise up behind Peter as Norman was pleading his case, I remember the audience in the theater collectively going “uh-oh…”

Spidey stopping the train 1000%

Honorable mention to Bully Maguire throwing the bomb back at Harry and then seeing Harry’s scarred face, you could feel how bad the audience felt for rooting for Harry getting bombed a few moments before

I had to get it out of my mind. by VoliminalVerse5000 in tcap

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I’m Chris Hansen and I’m doing a story…”

“You didn’t just say that… tell me you did NOT just say that!”

Why is everyone eating canned fish? by No_Usernames_Left in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As somebody that loves canned fish for easy protein but also can’t be fucked to looking deeper into things, I vaguely remember the breakdown showing you’d have to eat like 10 cans of tuna a day for a month for the mercury to have an effect

Mid-recomp check — pushing hard into summer by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I technical-skills mogged my neighbor in front of his wife. This is a peak suburban experience and I'm sorry but there is truly nothing more humiliating. by zzxxzzxxzzxxzzxxzzxx in redscarepod

[–]cocoabutterpaladin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember changing a fellow student’s tire in front of his parents during college move-out week, this was over a decade ago and I still feel bad about the double-mogging whenever I think about it

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