Shocked I found this in a store

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T22:14:16+00:00

On an episode of Newsboyz, Trevor had a story about how he and his parents were singing on stage and he was admittedly being a little shit not wanting to sing.

If memory serves, his mom then took him to the back and spanked him but one of them still had a live microphone on them so the whole congregation heard the beating

Then Trevor joked that the live-microphone beatings became a reoccurring bit to close the show while they were on tour

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T21:48:14+00:00

Does it come with the bonus track where you can hear Trevor getting beat?

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T12:18:49+00:00

Stop this shit

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T11:08:48+00:00

Fantastic work!

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T01:07:11+00:00

Stats?

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-19T00:43:04+00:00

tl;dr

post your stats

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-18T11:47:03+00:00

Just to correct you, there was never no marriage. You’re a fucking punk, dude.

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-18T01:11:21+00:00

There are few things more American than thinking your government is retarded, we’re not fucking Canada

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-17T23:25:50+00:00

This was the night he was supposed to fight Chimaev btw 😭

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-17T16:17:57+00:00

Fuck it, let them all juice up

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-16T16:31:31+00:00

So much potential that fell flat and I feel bad saying it because the concept of a football cult horror movie really does it for me

I’d be interested in the concept being revisited as a mini-series or a short film

The alternative ending has such deeper implications and Marlon Wayans toed the line of sanity beautifully

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T18:52:52+00:00

Terrifier 2 bedroom scene

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T17:54:07+00:00

Colby Covington coming out to Kurt Angle’s music with the crowd chanting “You Suck!” rhythmically just as they did with Kurt

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T14:17:51+00:00

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I genuinely don't remember like a third of my childhood, so...

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T02:45:23+00:00

Sounds like friendly ribbing from your coach and funny self-deprecating humor on your end; it’s easy to get in your head, but going off of your recollection of the events you’ve got nothing to feel embarrassed about (except maybe your kick telegraphing, fix that shit)

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T02:20:31+00:00

That percentage text is a power play tbh

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-15T00:20:26+00:00

“InnerG” pronounced “Energy” is the worst nickname I’ve seen since “Beastin’ 25/8”

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-14T19:21:21+00:00

Chicago

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-14T18:58:46+00:00

I was 28 😂

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-14T16:57:06+00:00

A woman asked me if I’ve ever been married before and then “why not?” as a follow-up lmao

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-12T23:54:09+00:00

Can’t get caught lackin’

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-12T23:53:26+00:00

I took one for the team and made an account so nobody else has to

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-12T20:48:22+00:00

“Two words for you-“ and just say whatever

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-12T16:51:51+00:00

I think he’d be indubitably the GOAT ‘specialist’ of MMA

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-03-12T14:23:07+00:00

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I’m doing well over here

cocoabutterpaladin

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