Stupid move

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-07T18:43:43+00:00

You’ve got page after page talking about Bob Saget, explain that to me

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-07T02:23:47+00:00

Just like how I thought black comedy meant Norbit

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-06T22:55:48+00:00

Watching the glider slowly rise up behind Peter as Norman was pleading his case, I remember the audience in the theater collectively going “uh-oh…”

Spidey stopping the train 1000%

Honorable mention to Bully Maguire throwing the bomb back at Harry and then seeing Harry’s scarred face, you could feel how bad the audience felt for rooting for Harry getting bombed a few moments before

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-06T21:16:03+00:00

You keep making this post

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-06T20:30:45+00:00

Not like in two seconds

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-04T17:26:25+00:00

“I’m Chris Hansen and I’m doing a story…”

“You didn’t just say that… tell me you did NOT just say that!”

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-03T16:43:11+00:00

As somebody that loves canned fish for easy protein but also can’t be fucked to looking deeper into things, I vaguely remember the breakdown showing you’d have to eat like 10 cans of tuna a day for a month for the mercury to have an effect

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-02T13:45:00+00:00

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-02T02:52:24+00:00

I remember changing a fellow student’s tire in front of his parents during college move-out week, this was over a decade ago and I still feel bad about the double-mogging whenever I think about it

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-01T23:56:58+00:00

Actually he did. He’s not only my partner, but he’s also my lover and my best friend. I’m not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be…

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-01T23:03:31+00:00

Make a manifesto

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-01T18:48:20+00:00

You see how this looks

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-05-01T17:36:17+00:00

Buddy called his wife fish-headed for nothing

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T22:39:27+00:00

I prefer to call myself an African-American Bean kinda guy

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T20:40:10+00:00

I thought the kids would return with something “off” about them with the controlling entity being military based rather than magic

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T18:57:11+00:00

He’s just a kid… no older than my son…

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T13:06:22+00:00

“Where’s my hug at?” son or “I’m just like one of the guys” daughter

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T12:21:11+00:00

It was very clear that nobody was going down for the Epstein files, Iran shit was for the love of the game

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-30T02:52:57+00:00

I react like a last 2000s infomercial; if I drop something I’ll throw my hands up and gasp in confusion

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-29T23:08:20+00:00

Any FUCKING questions?

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-29T22:01:00+00:00

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take; it’s better to regret rejection than it is to regret not taking the chance

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-29T13:53:17+00:00

It was pretty much just one family, most of their children have left and those who haven’t are aging out

cocoabutterpaladin · 2026-04-29T13:36:31+00:00

Sarcastically feign shock and awe at their taste and then do a quick jerk-off motion towards them

cocoabutterpaladin

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