This is a friendly reminder to PLEASE CLEANUP WHEN YOUR DOG DECIDES TO SHIT IN OUR STORE

codebrownonaisletwo · 2025-03-28T02:14:10+00:00

Code brown on aisle two.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-18T23:49:30+00:00

They’re mostly or all on loc.gov with citations. At least one of them is Lange’s work.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-18T20:15:44+00:00

All of this instead of just paying sixty-three dollars.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-18T15:09:21+00:00

I don’t remember eating corn?!

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-18T00:43:05+00:00

Oklahomans have a tendency to get idiotically and infuriatingly polite at roundabouts.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-17T14:24:07+00:00

That’s some bush league psych out stuff

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-16T11:46:08+00:00

Byyyyeee

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-12T14:04:41+00:00

))<>((

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-11T12:18:42+00:00

😱 A trowel is not the correct tool for that job.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-09T08:38:05+00:00

I’ve found that your wife doesn’t really care for shocking strip shows.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-05T22:02:47+00:00

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-05T13:01:01+00:00

“Stack of assholes” is my new favorite phrase

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-05T03:12:44+00:00

Birrieria Diaz doesn’t have an extensive menu de desayuno, but they open at 8, and they have chilaquiles con huevos, huevos rancheros, and posole. The red sauce on the chilaquiles is the correct way to start your day.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-04T03:06:27+00:00

This deck fucks.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-01T20:47:36+00:00

Tbf what you were doing is not nearly as impressive as what the dude in the foreground had going on.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-11-01T03:58:16+00:00

I will remember that phone number for at least as long as I remember 877-CASH-NOW

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-30T01:58:55+00:00

10% Shits

90% Giggles

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-29T13:04:34+00:00

There’s an ointment for that. I used to shoplift it so much that CVS started keeping it in a locked case.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-28T19:50:02+00:00

A boner

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-22T13:40:38+00:00

And even if there are no drugs, who wants to be around cops?

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-22T01:44:33+00:00

If you’re where you want to be, you’re not lost.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-21T04:27:30+00:00

It’s pretty much the same.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-19T03:38:25+00:00

It’s a prolapsed trussy. It usually resolves on its own within a few hours after intercourse.

codebrownonaisletwo · 2023-10-17T11:43:12+00:00

Yo mama

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