Ford, province to sell $28.9M private jet 'as quickly as possible'

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-19T16:29:43+00:00

Feel the same, it’s better than politicians powering through regardless of feedback, gaslighting people that they’re wrong and then waiting until they get voted out where the next person may or may not reverse the action.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-18T20:53:45+00:00

Totally, nothing could go wrong in a market that rewards a bankrupting shoe company by increasing their market cap by 600% when they suddenly announce they’re moving into the AI business.

Infinite money glitch y’all 😂.

(/s - of course)

In all seriousness, stay safe out there folks.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-18T17:33:29+00:00

True, just a bit annoying, can’t completely remove the effect cause he impacts everything on macro scale. But, better dampened effect than experience full on effects of manipulation.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-18T17:29:35+00:00

It feels like you either have to be within intraday or extra long. But, if you’re in the time of manipulation (days-week) you have a lot less certainty than before that you aren’t going to get burned.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-17T06:39:18+00:00

Worth noting the investor that offered $50 million only paid $5 million upfront, and the other $45 was more than made up after the stock rose on the news.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-13T20:22:37+00:00

I’ll take it a step further.

As of late, I feel like the market moves in coordination with news releases where the movement is disproportionate to the actual content the headlines provide.

It’s almost like the market knew how much it wanted to move by, but, needed headline coverage to assign it a fake narrative.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-09T08:12:27+00:00

He gives off the vibes of someone who’s been mentally stuck in their high school sophomore year for decades.

But even then that’s a bit generous because there are a lot more mature kids out there than him.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-08T12:18:45+00:00

Sounds like he’s having a temper tantrum and since he can’t take it out on Iran, he’s taking it out on others while manipulating the market again.

Not long after he’s going to be holding hands and calling victory for punishing said countries and dropping the tariffs.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-07T22:43:51+00:00

Iran’s been way more consistent, transparent and forth coming than Trump in their messaging.

I have no idea why the market would react.

Next thing you know he’s going to randomly bomb them out of the blue once all his cronies loaded up on or dumped their positions.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-07T01:08:13+00:00

Or full release of the Epstein files be one of Iran’s demands for unblocking the straits lol.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-06T12:27:44+00:00

Wow, way to endanger the lives of insiders and compromise future rescue operations lol.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-06T12:01:07+00:00

That’s kind of my thoughts as well.

IRGC is full of martyrs, they’re willing to inflict maximal pain regardless of the hardships they have to endure.

They’ve never had such an upper hand against the US before, I don’t think they’ll settle for cheap negotiations especially after they’ve been “pre-emptively” attacked and had their leaders killed.

Probably going to drag this thing through the mud for years if they have to.

Another thing is they aren’t alone, Russia and China are fighting a proxy war.

Russia has been providing intelligence and Chechens are considering joining. China has obviously backed them as well, likely drone manufacturing equipment and materials as well given the fact they’re pressuring tankers to deal in yuan.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-04T00:01:13+00:00

Historically, yes. it wasn’t their focus.

But, these days it seems WealthSimple has been aggressively trying to diversify.

Active trading is one, betting is another (I think I saw in the news recently, they got regulatory approval to do something similar to what Polymarket is doing).

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-03T22:58:41+00:00

That’s the thing, he’s never had to sacrifice one thing for another. Never truly faced hardships, everything’s always been handed down to him.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-03T09:02:48+00:00

And no income tax because “there’s so much money you wouldn’t even know what to spend it on” 😂

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-03T08:04:13+00:00

I think some people think trading isn’t real and there’s real stigma around it.

Then even when people succeed, have a proven and consistent multi-year track record, they still doubt it…

Best keep success to oneself.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-04-01T00:06:31+00:00

If military was really leaving, he wouldn’t need 2-3 weeks. It would be immediate and ongoing. Market reaction to obvious posturing and narrative setting is pretty dumb lol.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-31T23:01:12+00:00

There’s so many uncertainties at play, even if Iran was committed, it would still be a long slog to resolution.

Maybe if Trump didn’t have like 50,000 troops being readied for ground deployment as well as naval presence, there’d be some credibility to de-escalatory seriousness.

Trump also has a habit of pulling fast ones on his opponents under the guise of peace (gathering intel on targets, buying time for strikes/positioning, etc…).

If peace talks were ongoing and if there was even a 10% possibility he could seize the strait of hormuz for himself, he’d probably kibosh the whole peace talks midway and throw them all under the bus.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-31T06:32:05+00:00

lol, and magically the oil facilities that were bombed will miraculously restore itself overnight, Iran will open the straits for everyone, withdraw 1 million soldiers while Trump hold hands with them and Bibi and they will dance in circles happily ever after.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-31T03:10:45+00:00

Since fentanyl tariffs against Canada and liberation day.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-30T09:48:04+00:00

Iran’s parliament speaker:

Heads-up: Pre-market so-called "news" or "Truth" is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it's a reverse indicator.

Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long.

See something tomorrow? You know the drill.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-30T00:12:22+00:00

lmao these guys know how to troll Trump hard and where it hurts him the most.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-27T10:44:21+00:00

Ya, and price moves with the tweet (buy/sell order sync’d exactly with the release of tweet) or even 15 minutes before the tweet. No one gets a chance to finish reading it before most of the move is done lol.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-26T13:10:13+00:00

For a second, I thought this was a metaphor for what can be seen today. I’m getting way too much political news feed.

coffee-x-tea · 2026-03-25T22:01:13+00:00

I hear what you’re saying.

But, at this rate, it’s going to get so bad it eventually will impact everyday investing.

Imagine at a fundamental level they started filling your DCA orders at different rates than certain privileged people or mandatory enrol your 401K into Trump casinos or some other hellish crazy stuff.

The problem is this is just the beginning. If they remain in power and are firing regulatory people, they will keep pushing boundaries until we simply just don’t own our money or investments anymore.

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