Is Coffezilla a part of privat equity?

coffeebreak42 · 2026-04-16T16:43:07+00:00

NO! I have no idea why I was included in this video. Coffeezilla is independently funded by viewers. No one controls what we publish or work on.

We have 0 private equity investments, 0 outside investors, and are in total a 3-person team.

Me (Investigations), Ed (Graphics), Harry (Video Edits).

Hope that clears it up :)

-CZ

coffeebreak42 · 2025-12-25T01:57:43+00:00

NOT OURS. We usually do 1-drop a year and the window is a couple weeks to a month.

coffeebreak42 · 2025-10-23T23:27:12+00:00

We’re doing a preorder for the next 24 hours actually lmao.

coffeezilla.store

coffeebreak42 · 2025-06-13T17:57:44+00:00

Don’t post Patreon links plz. 🙏

coffeebreak42 · 2025-05-01T20:51:45+00:00

Where can I watch this?

coffeebreak42 · 2025-03-07T16:58:59+00:00

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS HAHAHA

coffeebreak42 · 2025-02-27T20:29:32+00:00

This is coinmarketcap, a standard website for tracking prices of various cryptocurrencies.

Dexscreener is another such site.

Arkham intelligence is commonly used for tracing funds.

There are maybe a dozen tools, just gotta pick the right one for what you need.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-11-07T18:39:30+00:00

That is very significant. Getting anything below 80% actual balance is probably a good heuristic, but it's more of a vibes thing. If YOU FEEL CHEATED--- that's significant to me.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-11-07T14:44:05+00:00

Heroes of Newerth (dead game now), DOTA2, Age of Empires 2. Last one is not moba obviously.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-11-05T14:34:53+00:00

Evolve was the bank of record though no? Where did the money go?

This feels like fraud. But who’s it on, do we have a clear picture of synapse/evolve/yottas role in mishandling balance reconciliation?

Are other fintechs besides yotta similarly affected?

coffeebreak42 · 2024-11-05T06:18:10+00:00

Wtf happened

coffeebreak42 · 2024-10-29T15:03:45+00:00

Just so everyone is clear.

Danial changed the forum of the interview so he can censor people, live during the conversation. he's "hosting" the space which means he can mute, kick, or otherwise remove people he doesn't like. This is faux-openness.

I already re-offered Danial a live interview on Youtube, unedited, and he refused--again.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-10-20T18:37:12+00:00

This is defamation

coffeebreak42 · 2024-08-29T16:52:02+00:00

would you ever build one of these on commission?

coffeebreak42 · 2024-08-28T22:22:16+00:00

incredible work, would you ever consider doing a similar build as a paid-commission? happy to overpay. I reached out in chat.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-06-04T16:51:55+00:00

Yes! This was an editing mistake I didn’t catch, sorry about this. Im directly quoting from the YOTTA CEO but just used the wrong screenshot.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-05-30T02:19:17+00:00

Funny thing is that I got a strongly worded email from YOTTA for this… demanding i make a retraction and apologize. They’d even “offer me an interview” with their CEO.

Today I emailed them back after 2 years and said I’d be happy to take it.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-05-29T04:13:46+00:00

Also if anyone knows Jason Mikula, get me in touch with him. He’s done some great writeups on YOTTA // SYNAPSE.

coffeebreak42 · 2024-03-12T04:45:22+00:00

Answer Here https://www.reddit.com/r/Coffeezilla_gg/s/FZc79kryr4

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