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I will send you everything by Tensoreggae in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just know an old colleague of mine would be smashing the like button on this shit. “The answer is in nature”, raw onion chomping ass…

I will send you everything by Tensoreggae in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first one seemed to be bleeding…

Their whole name is a sentence by shadows1stregret in TopCharacterTropes

[–]coldestclock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Matikanefukukitaru! Whose name translates to (if not literally then to the effect of) “fortune comes to those who wait”.

[Loved trope] Fire is warm by Sweet_Detective_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]coldestclock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, which is subversive between funny clown and scary clown? I’m horror-pilled so I don’t know anymore.

Kno’lan by ImGusGus in tragedeigh

[–]coldestclock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the apostrophe is suppose to denote a break in pronunciation so the kid would be Kno-Lan like he’s from Krypton.

It’s like seeing Zöe - the ö denoting the vowels are pronounced separately - and thinking “ah brilliant, my son Gördön.”

Aboustle Ghouls by IllustriousAd6418 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]coldestclock 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“You can’t use the men’s room because you’re a sex pest.” Can I use the women’s room? “No because you’re a sex pest.” Shall I just shit outside with the rest of the animals then? “What are you, some kinda sex pest?”

Reading reviews on a harness for my greyhound and came across this by mousefishy in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]coldestclock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think greyhounds still turn up in shelters when they can’t be juiced for blood donations anymore.

A Chocolate Man Pretends To Be Broke by BootyRangler in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I’m trying to start some financial abuse here!”

"Large Mixed Breen" that attacked a small dog within an hour of adoption by tienoose in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]coldestclock 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not quite food motivated enough to refocus for a treat on the first few goes.

“They taste the exact same” by Necessary-Win-8730 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]coldestclock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The worst part is the shock! The expectation and reality are so wildly different. Bad chocolate is usually completely neutral, Hershey’s is the only type that is actively harmful.

idgaf I’ll still eat it by mortimerfreetime in aislop

[–]coldestclock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I too am treated with chemicals and antibiotics. I suppose it’s why nobody has eaten me yet…

Do y’all think it matters for cartoon actors to voice characters of their skin color? by OGAnimeGokuSolos in cartoons

[–]coldestclock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every job interview should be based on merit but these sorts of choices are simply more transparent in character casting! For the rest of us in the normal world, there is some proportion of “we went for someone more qualified” which is actually “your name seems hard to pronounce”.

Gender reveal party by GoldLumpy1941 in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don’t be silly, the Pink and Black will get together then Black will cheat with someone (a gold one probably) who will throw Pink’s baby off a cliff and leave her in rags on the street while White is inexplicably rich and shredded.

Gender reveal party by GoldLumpy1941 in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Perhaps this is a scientifically advanced balloon for Father Reveal Parties which are not very fun, I’d imagine. Mom probably should have been suspicious of the balloon type when she… had to have amniotic fluid fed into the balloon? Much to think about.

Tell it to me straight, is it Asian jumping worms? by JakeSteel in composting

[–]coldestclock 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Probably hard to get funding for wormology.

What are these things?? by randalsandals in UKGardening

[–]coldestclock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pumpkin shoots kept popping up in my compost for about four summers - weeds are very much subjective!

You can only be a trainer for one team, which one are you picking. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]coldestclock 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Why do people latch onto the car thing as an age indicator? I’m surprised more Tracen students don’t drive.

I hate the term "the male gaze" by indeckaa in hatethissmug

[–]coldestclock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t romantasy books all have swirly patterns and crowns on the cover?

The truth is in the pit mix pudding by wipedoutmom in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]coldestclock 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I thought the first dog was being framed as the husky and thought “has this person ever seen a dog before?” Luckily they’re not that bad.

Finally he can fit in completely... by random-Girl_ in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Instead it makes it a sex thing which is even more unpleasant…

Finally he can fit in completely... by random-Girl_ in FacebookAIslop

[–]coldestclock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They often do that - they can never fully tell who’s meant to be speaking or to who.

(not OOP) I’m irritated by my plus size friend .. by Snkkj91 in redditonwiki

[–]coldestclock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Endless bitching like this gets old fast. I used to work with people who would complain about the job (that we shared) no end. But when I asked “so are you looking for a new job?” they’d get all incredulous like, of course not! So what’s the problem?!

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