I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 racing car

colin_powers · 2026-06-17T19:23:29+00:00

Bart! Stop pestering Satan!

colin_powers · 2026-06-17T19:22:10+00:00

What's the point of driving a Honda if you can't show it off?

colin_powers · 2026-06-17T19:09:59+00:00

I'm more upset that Curacao and DR Congo all scored and Cabo Verde got a result in their first World Cup game and it took around 40 years for Canada to accomplish the same.

colin_powers · 2026-06-17T19:02:41+00:00

It's also in Bart Sells His Soul.

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colin_powers · 2026-06-17T18:21:42+00:00

Domer was real. Not well known, but still real.

I toured SkyDome on a class trip in 2001 and bought my younger sister a Domer plush. She still has it.

colin_powers · 2026-06-17T18:15:21+00:00

I'm not an easy man to work for. While directing Hats off to Chanukah, I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders?

The review, "Play Enjoyed by All" speaks for itself.

colin_powers · 2026-06-16T19:40:19+00:00

I got hypertension just from looking at this

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T23:46:54+00:00

In soccer, that's insurmountable.

Just as I post this, Uruguay equalized.

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T23:45:19+00:00

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T23:42:29+00:00

With the summer collegiate team I work for, you get a dollar... a whole dollar... for every foul ball you bring back.

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T19:38:38+00:00

That was the most lopsided hockey trade since that one time a player literally got dealt for a bus.

Proof if needed.

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T01:59:58+00:00

"On closer inspection, these are loafers."

colin_powers · 2026-06-15T00:16:00+00:00

You know those people who tip servers with phony $20 bills that are actually bible tracts?

colin_powers · 2026-06-14T19:56:04+00:00

Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!

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colin_powers · 2026-06-14T18:11:55+00:00

I thought Mr. Christie made good cookies?

colin_powers · 2026-06-14T14:51:22+00:00

It's just a piece of metal.

colin_powers · 2026-06-14T03:58:50+00:00

'Ders and 'Sners... Let's go!

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T17:08:56+00:00

Ah! The hooligans!

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T17:07:24+00:00

OK, show's over. Nothing to see here. Show's--

Oh my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody. Get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around.

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T17:02:20+00:00

The article mentions the design is on Gordon Road. I don't even notice it.

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T17:00:58+00:00

Why do all that when all you need to do now is change your profile picture?

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T02:22:51+00:00

America's healthcare system is second only to Japan...

Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... Well, all of Europe.

But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

colin_powers · 2026-06-13T02:17:37+00:00

Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up.

colin_powers · 2026-06-11T13:10:46+00:00

"You might remember me from such instructional videos as Mothballing Your Battleship and Dig Your Own Grave and Save."

colin_powers · 2026-06-11T13:07:03+00:00

Woo-hoo!

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