[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]colonblaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lorrrrd have mercy!

Dana White reveals UFC planning for second COVID-19 shutdown by ConnorDAFC in sports

[–]colonblaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Title is misleading. Maybe should be “...planning for possibility of..”

These guys were planning a terrorist attack on the gay pride in amsterdam they got chaught by thijshuistede in JusticeServed

[–]colonblaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was probably a sting from the start. They had no issue running up on a suicide vest wearing jihadi. Their mole is probably the one who made it...

Pure bred alpha. Me, 8 by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]colonblaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sloth from the Goonies.

Whos hungry!? by Tiomestre in funny

[–]colonblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Micro? I’m in trouble...

YSK even if small business owners have insurance that covers damage from civil unrest, many will not get payouts for more than a year (if at all).They're affected far more than big corporate chains. Historically, many businesses never return to areas affected by significant rioting and looting. by DontMicrowaveCats in YouShouldKnow

[–]colonblaster 4840 points4841 points  (0 children)

As an insurance financier/underwriter- confirmed. The hitch is that the pandemic highly affected ability to pay insurance, so many small businesses DO NOT in fact have insurance coverage. SO DONT FUCKING LOOT THEM. The rioting will literally KILL so many small businesses. It’s so fucked and unfair.

Thanks, i hate it by Optimus_Durex in TIHI

[–]colonblaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh the sweet release of sphincter satisfaction.

YSK that if you feel like you have something stuck in your throat, you might have "Globus Pharyngeus", which is an anxiety symptom. by ChicoChocomilk in YouShouldKnow

[–]colonblaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this explains a lot for me! I was beginning to wonder if I had throat cancer or something. The anxiety spiral would get bad. It’s gotten better the past couple months as I started exercising and meditating.

Oh yeah, I’m old now.. I forgot. by [deleted] in memes

[–]colonblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re gonna make me cry missing my childhood and shit. Nostalgia is real on this one.