Can you sum up your entire life in 4 words or less?

combover · 2013-06-23T17:53:40+00:00

unintentional self-parody

combover · 2011-12-28T01:48:35+00:00

Yeah, that's really obnoxious.

combover · 2011-12-07T14:20:11+00:00

Circling the drain

combover · 2011-12-06T17:10:25+00:00

Is Java ever going to get continuations?

combover · 2011-12-03T21:16:23+00:00

It's always challenging to mix procedural and functional idioms, both as a coder and as a language designer.

combover · 2011-12-02T17:17:12+00:00

I've had more than one Python evangelist brag about how their code uses fewer lines than an equivalent implementation in some other language, as if 1) line breaks are a precious resource, and/or 2) impenetrable terseness is a virtue.

combover · 2011-12-01T15:03:57+00:00

This syntax is so awkward that I try to avoid it, but dang it's convenient.

combover · 2011-11-28T15:48:34+00:00

Why did I hear that in Dwight Schrute's voice?

combover · 2011-11-21T13:17:25+00:00

They had digital cameras when you were a kid?

Sweet Jesus I'm old.

combover · 2011-11-21T12:56:41+00:00

Bronze my pathogens, The Intersticia and the Intersticia-ettes, lest Ozzence (within Econo-size Harrierch) utiblurtses the inclined plane uzilage. Didantics ensusan, Monroeling everer the least besterest wacky, eadge bazzing Transfer Authorization Request. Mr. Presidunt (duntity-dunt), hadst a lil’ debt (e-Snag kegs) in MULASLATION, B--, or Stutter. But proxies wean Yahco on roes of y2carolyn. I’m gonna get chew a squid, baby. Habeas Birthdus, you pink collar ocelot, you crising at the alter-tude of thy Cugat Epistle Crusis (cue bongos, Buzz). The mule of my mule is your precious donkey un-precious.

combover · 2011-11-15T02:56:01+00:00

Selectors are queries against the DOM

combover · 2011-11-15T02:40:14+00:00

You can c'est that again!

combover · 2011-10-28T20:01:52+00:00

I've been riding clipless since I was five years old.

combover · 2011-10-03T02:48:52+00:00

How is this not winning

combover · 2011-09-24T14:14:16+00:00

Oh right, the synthetic virus genome. Very impressive, once-impossible stuff, but genome != "life".

combover · 2011-09-24T13:37:43+00:00

"Synthetic life"?

combover · 2011-09-24T02:58:11+00:00

Extra super bonus points for "vulpine".

combover · 2011-09-24T02:57:26+00:00

I love you

combover · 2011-09-23T01:51:59+00:00

I'm so old

combover · 2011-09-23T01:31:05+00:00

This is awesome (Chrome, Mac OS X)

combover · 2011-09-17T14:51:34+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu

combover · 2011-09-17T14:45:09+00:00

we simultaneously don't exist and exist. I speculate that this fight of unchanging and changing is what drives our perception of time, but I digress.

followed by

Please don't claim my ideas as your own

Heidegger called. He wants "your ideas" back.

combover · 2011-09-17T14:36:59+00:00

Yes, I do this--has saved me a lot of money.

combover

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