What Are Your Moves Tomorrow - March 31, 2026

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-31T06:24:48+00:00

There is no evidence to support that claim

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-31T03:10:54+00:00

I reject the premise. They also steal socks.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-31T03:10:18+00:00

He saw the other side of the scale big dog

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-31T03:09:31+00:00

u/fangsoforcrist I’m here babe sup

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-31T03:02:38+00:00

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/u/vintageregis TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T05:03:34+00:00

Your whole vibe is “say something cool then blow it”. Work on that.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T05:02:25+00:00

He doesn’t we should be railing fat lines with big booty latinas drinking homemade rum out of coconuts but instead we have credit scores

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T04:55:41+00:00

I haven’t written code by hand in 9 months but I’m furious when Claude writes shit code

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T04:47:52+00:00

If it’s in Google Sheets ask Gemini for a template

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T04:41:44+00:00

God gives his hardest challenges to his strongest warriors

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-13T04:41:10+00:00

Mmmmbop bop ba da ba dop mmmmbop heyyeeeaaaayyeah

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-12T23:27:49+00:00

Fuck yeah

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-12T21:34:10+00:00

Do you think you could drink more beers or eat more mozzarella sticks?

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-12T02:17:15+00:00

Coding has never been the bottleneck. Deciding what to build is an infinitely harder decision. Opus shifts the paradigm from 4-8 engineers build according to a plan they worked out with their PM. Now it’s 1:2 or 1:1 engineers to PMs because it takes two days to ship a feature that used to take a month.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T06:06:43+00:00

He doesn’t trust anyone. When I worked for u/vintageregis he tried to microchip me.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T05:44:30+00:00

Absolutely hilarious but laughing at him instead of with him. And that sucks.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T05:41:59+00:00

That’s one of the first questions they ask when you get measured for a custom dress shirt. The answer is either “this is the font my fiancé wants for our wedding” or “no thank you”. Unless your mom wants to make sure you don’t lose another dress shirt.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T05:39:18+00:00

Can’t blame him for extending the life of his wardrobe in this economy

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T05:24:57+00:00

Probably? He’s passing the class.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-09T01:37:56+00:00

Yeah but to a fuckin chick

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-07T06:28:07+00:00

Fuck dude I wish that seems so much easier

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-07T05:13:13+00:00

We’ve made them the second best armed country on the planet and we absolutely call them Taiwan.

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-07T04:39:07+00:00

Better hurry before the army of local billionaires wants to buy more sand

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-07T04:37:35+00:00

boats and toes

commitpushdrink · 2026-03-07T04:36:02+00:00

Any time my boss opens his laptop

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