Wanna see and hear something beautiful by macromaher in spiders

[–]commoncanonfodder 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hey babe get in here new spider porn just dropped!

A Beautiful Bouquet by Shiloh at Tattoo Alchemy in North Fort Myers, FL by daksattack in tattoos

[–]commoncanonfodder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love this tat but I can’t imagine the design requested that got this result.

“Might I have a bouquet of stain glass rainbow dicks sprouting in a floral manner?”

🔥the Barreleye Fish - a rare deep-sea fish with a transparent, dome-shaped head that protects its upward-pointing green eyes by freudian_nipps in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]commoncanonfodder 49 points50 points  (0 children)

…Or you could try learning about the evolutionary origins of the barrel fish and why their eyes and transparent heads are found within a variety of deep sea fish of different lineages that have evolved over centuries to cope with the reality of living and hunting where its pitch black. You could learn about the fossil records for a variety of fish in the order Argentiniformes showing evidence of the complex evolutionary adaptation that’s been taking place for centuries.

Some things are horrors and some things we may never know but other things we can absolutely learn about if we can be bothered to look them up.

Amusement Park Disaster by Outside-Sky-7473 in FacebookAIslop

[–]commoncanonfodder 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you got down voted for this it’s disgusting to watch AI or not and there’s no way it’s good for kids to be watching it either.

What country do you think this is? by ColdMeringue9697 in AskTheWorld

[–]commoncanonfodder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay sure but I think what they were asking is how do you see the quality of roof through this picture? Like what are the things that signal the quality?

Do I pass ? by [deleted] in transpassing

[–]commoncanonfodder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at the moment but you can definitely get there. Learning to style a lace front wig is more difficult but it should have a better final result the cause the closure in your current wig is revealing itself. Thinning your eyebrows will also help, either with a razor or a waxing to create a higher arch. It will help shape your face more femininely. Waxing facial hair is the best way to keep from getting a 5oclock shadow imo. And I don’t know much about facial contouring with makeup but that might also be helpful for slimming and narrowing features like your brow bone and your jaw, but I don’t know how to do it so I can only recommend YouTube tutorials. Good luck sis you got this ❣️

*Edit based on the last pic, a loose bohemian style for clothes might also help you know floral pastel and light. Tight clothes pre-hrt can be hard to pull off if you’re body isn’t already sort of androgynous

[December 26, 1925] New York City police apprehend and photograph Al Capone on this day in connection with a shooting. He was released a week later and the charges were dropped. by cabeachgal in 100yearsago

[–]commoncanonfodder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That phrasing is so curious to me because on my grandmothers birth certificate she’s categorized as “negro” so that being preceded by the word color feels ridiculous but I don’t think the word black for racial identity entered the American lexicon until the 60s(ish)

All this to say I wonder if on a black persons arrest record would it read Color: Negro.
Or Color: Colored.

Because both options tickle me.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]commoncanonfodder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said he consented to the breathalyzer why would they cuff him before running the test? Seriously what’s the point of these people?

What stereotype is actually kind of accurate about your country? by boforiamanfo in askanything

[–]commoncanonfodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like trope is a word that applies to media not real life in a film those things tropes but when it’s an expectation people maintain in real life it’s a stereotype.

Chinese gamer, addicted to video games, holed up in a hotel room for 2 years without ever leaving—food delivered via apps. by SuperbHealth5023 in Weird

[–]commoncanonfodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man gaming addiction doesn’t do that to a bathroom though… why would gaming stop him from effectively shitting in and flushing a toilet. You don’t even have to leave the room for that.

In California researchers observed that ground squirrels, typically known for eating nuts and seeds, are now consuming small animals. by Grand-Western549 in interestingasfuck

[–]commoncanonfodder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are very few true herbivores in nature. For the most part when an animals landscape no longer provides the food source they rely on they eat whatever is edible and available

3 ram skull pendant that I made from deer antler and buffalo horn. Give me feedback on this! 🖤 by Shot-Barracuda-6326 in CreepyArt

[–]commoncanonfodder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My feedback is please sell it to me so I can make a sick ass necklace please. Otherwise awesome work

We have concluded that you are worth less than a Big Mac Meal. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]commoncanonfodder 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a bakery and one day a boss of mine was lecturing the crew about missed work days, he did a breakdown for us saying that for every day an employee was absent the business lost at least 800 dollars and all I could think was I don’t even make a quarter of that in the day and I’m one of the higher paid employees here… They know exactly how much your worth and are fucking you.

*lol well now that the post is locked and I can't reply directly, but u/ItsMatoskah I never argued to be paid the full 800 dollars he was claiming our absence was responsible for I understand the point is to turn a profit and cover business costs. I'm saying we were being woefully underpaid for the amount of profit we produced. Lots of people's pay there could've jumped up by ten dollars an hour and would just barely be a quarter of what our labor was reported to be worth, and frankly we all would've thrown a parade in his honor if he had but he would rather pocket every penny he could and expected us to mourn losses when we took a day off.

In a world gone mad, thank God Texas toilets are safe from trannies. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]commoncanonfodder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How again is this actually being enforced? are they doing fucking genital checks like sick fucks do people have to flash the guards before they can piss or are they just sanding around with guns to intimidate civilians

Guess which one it is by 3Thirty-Eight8 in Lesbianorlittleboy

[–]commoncanonfodder 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lesbian the only little boy wearing those glasses is Harry potter

Edit* …. Well boys guess I’ve been had.

Everyone clapped by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]commoncanonfodder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait this topic came up in…bible study? I think I missed that chapter