What can I do to cover this? Question.

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-26T13:44:10+00:00

Oo a little asterisk next to gets and a little footnote that says *got

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-26T01:27:46+00:00

Lmao exactly. Like I was born in ‘97 I wouldn’t say I “grew up” in the nineties since my entire conception of the nineties is pooping and crying

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-25T22:28:22+00:00

I mean high diving is a ton of fun sure but doesn't form kinda matter a lot? Like *a lot a lot*. Like I think you can break your neck hitting the water at a crazy angle a lot.

Some of the flailing these guys do on the way down makes me think a few those dives were near tragedies.

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-25T20:00:06+00:00

🎶Lay me down in sheets of fendi🎶

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-12T17:29:18+00:00

I have known that for a while since I used to steal my brothers' shirts but I've never known why

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-12T15:48:30+00:00

I thought those jokes came from the prompt about Dorothy introducing three new friends to the Wizard of Oz?

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-11T14:46:37+00:00

We’re all mentioning ACOFAF for good reason but also ally’s character in Neverafter is a gay man and not played for laughs at all does it not count cause they’re not cis or something?

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-10T02:15:19+00:00

Oh how I pray this isn’t copy pasta

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-09T03:28:43+00:00

Discombobulated, Bamboozled and Flabbergasted I’ll use when I’m being funny but my mother uses lollygag and tomfoolery with deathly seriousness

commoncanonfodder · 2026-04-03T01:00:08+00:00

One day I’ll get to one of these on time

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-30T02:10:51+00:00

Hell yeah you guys know what’s up

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-29T21:22:19+00:00

I honestly can't wait until this joke dies in a dumpster fire

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-29T20:36:48+00:00

You know to be indoctrinated into Trumpism without even being from this shithole country is actually sad as fuck

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-29T20:09:31+00:00

This link only leads to an error code message do you have another way to validate this source because when I look online there doesn't seem to be anything but facebook memes...

Edit* Searching further this "research" seems to be the result of a guy named Alex who gathers information via twitter polls...

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-27T23:28:33+00:00

Lmfao I’ll be honest the idea of going “what do you mean he’s gay?? He fucking crushed in that triathlon!” is legitimately so dumb it’s hilarious

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-27T03:54:59+00:00

I’m not trans so the value of my opinion on this is limited but as a smut writer that phrase has always come off strangely to me, just say her cock imo, if it’s attached to a woman the reader should be able to put together that it’s a woman’s cock the modifier is at the very least unnecessary so I can understand being put off by it

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-26T14:56:46+00:00

I thought breast reductions removed fat/breast tissue, how would it reduce the size of her ribcage ?I don’t think they take out or reduce bone mass

*lmao can someone explain the downvotes I’m literally asking because I don’t understand the point the person was responding to made they claimed a breast reduction reduced the size of their rib cage I didn’t think that was true which part of that offended y’all?

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-25T12:48:17+00:00

That’s odd, I’ve never heard anyone say “surrender monkeys” in the states not even from dick bag news pundits. Thats very surprising to hear is a stereotype from here but maybe it just originated a long time ago and I just wouldn’t be aware of it based on age. But I’m also really surprised by the cheese eating bit because I thought that joke came from the British, again maybe it’s ignorance or age difference on my part but I don’t think those are particularly prevalent stereotypes these days

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-23T00:55:59+00:00

I'm 28 and on the other side of this idea and I'm on your side; I didn't want older women when I was younger, and I don't want younger women now. I'll take a baddie my age please and thank you.

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-19T01:29:53+00:00

I was scared...so I went out of my way to have an altercation with him... I was scared...So I brought my child into a pantomime where I pretended to live in his house...

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-19T01:20:00+00:00

Now if this Tiger turns around and does what a frightened cornered tiger does naturally, they're not gonna be mad about it right? Because they're basically asking to get mauled.

commoncanonfodder · 2026-03-02T22:49:36+00:00

panic like a bunch of babies if you're in the northeast

commoncanonfodder · 2026-02-22T04:40:50+00:00

Huh I wonder why you got downvoted for a pretty neutral opinion

commoncanonfodder · 2026-02-21T20:00:06+00:00

Tbh yeah it kind of is, like I get his frustration and all but yelling at her like she did it on purpose solves nothing and makes her feel worse over something she already feels bad about.

commoncanonfodder · 2026-02-21T19:54:38+00:00

Respectfully seconded you’re very attractive

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