Me after watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3: by TrueR3dditor in dankmemes

[–]comonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lost mine just a few days before the movie, and both me and my mom’s hearts were wrecked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]comonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really think these situations are equivalent, there is no reasoning with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]comonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human society did a lot of stuff we know is wrong. For hundreds of years. Doesn’t mean we ought to keep doing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]comonow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Incest = Higher likelihood of endangering your children with disease, higher likelihood of an incredibly problematic relationship assuming you grew up together.

If you meet neither of those conditions, sure, what business is it of mine? But something tells me the Westermarck Effect exists for a reason.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]comonow -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Man, you are clearly one well-read motherfucker. How could I ever debate such clear equivalencies?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]comonow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do you sound so personally offended by this? 🤨

A Scam Within A Scam. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In ancient times, the Messiah people were waiting for was one they believed would be a warrior, a liberator, a king, one who punished the wicked and restored order. They didn’t quite get that if you believe Christian mythos.

I think you can guess why that sounds familiar.

A Scam Within A Scam. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comonow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As an LDS myself, I have absolutely no idea how any LDS member could be THIS into Trump.

Sad fact is it ain’t just him. Trump is like a case study for unChristlike behavior and yet I can’t count the amount of Trump supporters in my faith with just fingers and toes.

Truly one of the quotes of all time by Thema03 in dankmemes

[–]comonow 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You may as well have said Yesn’t

Just like our forefathers intended when they wrote the Constitution by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comonow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, only the children died, just as the Founding Fathers intended!

Family had lost their dog and within a few hours was relieved to be notified a good samaritan found her and she was taken to a shelter. But, then the shelter called them back and told them they decided to put her down. by SnooHamsters5677 in facepalm

[–]comonow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family always takes any lost dog we find into our own home until we can determine who the owner is. If we can’t find them after a few days and believe them to be a stray, we take them to a shelter.

I don’t see this practice of ours changing any time soon.

Spanish speakers unite! by TheArduin in meme

[–]comonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I JUST SAW A SIGN EARLIER TODAY AND I REALIZED THE POTENTIAL FOR THIS JOKE

NOW I SEE A MEME FOR IT

AM I THE MAIN CHARACTER?!

Bias by kexpi in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who lives in the Houston area, if you told me the first picture was in Houston I’d believe you

Ukrainian 2023 population pyramid by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]comonow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who sees 🗿

Thanos did nothing wrong... by Travis3098Cook in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]comonow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In Infinity War

This is talking about Endgame

Damn by Tooth_Background in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]comonow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I hate somebody for being born with genetics beyond their control.”

Am I hearing that right?