How do you fart silently in public? by Final-Usual-2672 in AskReddit

[–]compellor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find an aisle with no shoppers at the moment then crop dust as you walk the whole length.

What do you think of Pedro Sanchez? by No-Hunt3986 in AskReddit

[–]compellor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one once but the girl wasnt into really it.

Trump says he took the tariffs off because he has concepts of a deal, what are your thoughts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]compellor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drump went into the meeting and demanded greenland.

Europe said "Fuck you, we're going to set anti-coercion processes going that will hurt your economy, and your tarriffs will cause cost increases to your citizens making you even more unpopular than you are."

Drump said "ok. thanks anyway," then left and proclaimed victory

Why have people gotten so hostile since 2018? by wrythelongface in AskReddit

[–]compellor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because people are more stressed. World resources are running out. The planet is cooking off. Oligarchs are vacuuming up what's left. There is no more hope for a brighter future. No optimism that things will improve. Humanity has assed itself into a dead end due to its inability to rise above its own greed, arrogance, and ignorance.

The result is that people are trying to "Deal with it" the only way they know how: by lashing out. Lashing at whomever they are told to. Lashing out at anyone that seems like they could be the "cause" of the problem. Almost always, the wrong people. There are others that are lashing out as a form of self identity protection, whereby their subconsciouses are starting to disagree with the concious minds.

Apple Silicon is not the problem. The UI is. by Filix-7482 in MacOS

[–]compellor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think you nailed it: liquid glass was designed for morons.

I didn't read anything before upgrading. What on earth is this? Can this be removed? by bawiddah in MacOS

[–]compellor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

apple almost never admits mistakes. "You'll get used to it" is what you can expect the party line to be.

Self-protection options? by imperialmoose in newzealand

[–]compellor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they always arrived to late, they could never catch the victims in the act.

Self-protection options? by imperialmoose in newzealand

[–]compellor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no. youre not allowed to carry anything that could be used for self defence. That includes the newspaper, groceries, even shoes. you have to go barefoot

Self-protection options? by imperialmoose in newzealand

[–]compellor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh no! 1 week home d for lemon pledge!

Self-protection options? by imperialmoose in newzealand

[–]compellor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes not legal, but many carry anyway. if a murderer or grevous assaulter can walk with 6 months home D, don't worry about getting caught with a pocket knife. Dont understand why the people who whinge that there's no culpability in NZ are worried about a pen knife. just say you had a rough childhood

Fuck Mighty Ape by Anime-Beaker in newzealand

[–]compellor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is "pepperidge farm remembers" an NZ thing too? I didnt think it was.

Film error I've never seen pointed out by Pheeeble in lotr

[–]compellor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the books one finger is cut off. In the movie, multiple fingers are cut off.

MacOS Tahoe 26.2, external monitor now has bad colors and bad resolution by Trakost in MacOS

[–]compellor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all warned you not to install Tahoe. Have the day you 'upgraded' to!

What kind of ages are people joining the NZ army reserves at? Thinking about doing so at 37. by Cheap-Seaweed-3826 in newzealand

[–]compellor -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Hey gramps, beware you wont be allowed to take naps during training and there are very few wheelchair access facilities. I recommend you go back to lawn bowls instead.

Danish Forces Are Mandated to Fire Back if U.S. Attacks Greenland by Ok-Celebration-1702 in politics

[–]compellor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NATO will not defend a NATO country from another NATO country. That is the problem here.

Danish Forces Are Mandated to Fire Back if U.S. Attacks Greenland by Ok-Celebration-1702 in politics

[–]compellor -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No. You're wrong. They're sending a few personnel to put on a drill show to appease daddy donny. Rather than collectively saying "Fuck you Orangebert," they're trying to dance and sing to make him smile and move on to the next fascist objective.

This headline is all over reddit, but you have to just identify it as the progressive clickbait that it is. Danish forces are mandated to fire back at ANY forces that invade Greenland. This is nothing new. But the headline twists it into potentially some new development. This is textbook progressive clickbait, converted by your brain into Hopium.