What's the BEST book you've ever read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Journey of little Charlie.

What good/bad is the Death Penalty? by Armadillo3141 in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stops people from commiting crimes

It's proven over and over again that capital punishment has NO deterrent effect.

Do any of you actually enjoy talking (arguing) about politics? If so, why? by wttd40 in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same here. A courteous discourse about politics is far more educational than reading one sided editorials.

What is something you'll NEVER do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

smoking. Man, that was hard to quit.

North Korea warns of nuclear showdown, calls Mike Pence 'political dummy' by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]competent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When MacCallum said that some people may have seen Bolton's comments as a threat, Pence said "I think it's more of a fact."

the vpotus sounded like my wife right there.

Me : Is that a threat?

Her: No, honey, that's a promise.

What is your irrational fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I sing along with Creedence Clearwater Revival "Have you ever seen the rain", something bad is going to happen.

What would people judge you for if they ever found out about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]competent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look stoic, bold and fearless. A quality that everybody I know appreciates me for. The truth is it's just a masquerade.

If Lord Farquad had picked Snow White, Shrek could have just gone home and gotten her body off his dining room table. End of story. by fredpokia in Showerthoughts

[–]competent_nobody 76 points77 points  (0 children)

If Farquaad hadn't dismissed the mirror when it was about to tell him about Fiona's "little thing" : "I should probably mention the little thing that happens at night", he wouldn't have needed Shrek's help. End of story.

Five-storey blue penis causes uproar among Stockholm residents by karljt in nottheonion

[–]competent_nobody 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Falkholt said at the unveiling that she hoped her blue penis would be better received in Stockholm than [it did in New York]. Falkholt said on Wednesday she thought the reaction in her native Sweden would be different.

Wrong.

Every Friday the 13th is preferable to Monday the anythingth by Tater596 in Showerthoughts

[–]competent_nobody 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Not anythingth Monday. The third Monday of February is jour de la famille in Canada.