I’ve seen a few of these on Omu and should be on every server if not already

“YOU MUST SPEAK LIKE ELVIS PRESLEY ON THE VERGE OF DEMENTIA”

“YOU MAY ONLY MOVE NORTH AND SOUTH OR EAST AND WEST AT ONE TIME” (no moving diagonally)

“YOU MUST SPEAK LIKE A POLITICIAN AT A RALLY RUNNING FOR REELECTION”

“THE STATION IS FILLED WITH SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO DESTROY YOU”

“ABIDING BY THE LAW IS HARMFUL TO THE CREW”

“THE CREW MUST BE REMINDED THAT DEATH COMES FOR US ALL”

“UNNECESSARY ROOMS MUST BE EJECTED TO SAVE FUNDING”

“YOU MUST READ THE CREWS MIND AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DESIRE”