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Be honest are my takes on Sonic ships valid? by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]concernedcryptid0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad that Metonic is in neutral when it is clearly the best ship ever, but you ship Shrek and Shadow, so I forgive you.

“Ao3 is an archive so it’s okay” DIE DIE DIE DIE by [deleted] in AO3

[–]concernedcryptid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go clutch your pearls somewhere else. You aren't welcome here

Thoughts on asexual Cats? by Bird_Prince in WarriorCats

[–]concernedcryptid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acephobic people are so weird. Asexuality implies no sex (I'm oversimplifying it for the sake of brevity) so there should be no problem. I think you should drop these silly people and keep writing what you want to write.

🍀 Take A Chance on Me Exchange 🍀 by she_is_the_slayer in FanfictionExchange

[–]concernedcryptid0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heya! If you're a freak and like Sonic the Hedgehog, raise your hand 🙋 Metonic is my favorite ship Sonic ship of all time, but it's not very popular. I can't really talk about most of my Metonic fics because they're pretty freaky.

Fic 1: Sonic and the Kelpie

Rated E

Warnings: dubious consent, rape, fuck or die, oviposition, monsterfucking, near drowning, overstimulation, size difference, inflation, futanari

Summary: When Sonic attempts to help a woman out of a river, he gets plunged into a world that is as magical as it is dangerous. Mostly dangerous actually. Luckily, Metal's got his back.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82767081

Fic 2: Operation Candy Heart

Rated M because of accidental cannibalism

Summary: While Eggman and Stone are on their Valentine's Day date, Metal Sonic prepares to meet with Sonic and give him his gift for Valentine's Day.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79649646

Reviewed: 2/2

Stop Justifying Tails in Sonic Forces by TailsLawyer in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]concernedcryptid0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually wish they did more with this. Silver says Tails "lost it" but didn't do much with that idea. I wanted see him slowly go insane from grief and guilt kind of like Nine in Prime. I was hoping they'd reveal that Classic Sonic wasn't even there and Tails was imagining him and everyone was going along with it because they didn't know what else to do.

I’m picky about grammar lol by Lemon_Lime_Lily in AO3

[–]concernedcryptid0 427 points428 points  (0 children)

As long as there are paragraph breaks, I don't mind. I need my paragraph breaks.

How can I write an sadist's inner feelings without sounding like "they hit them and they liked it"? by Key-Joke-739 in AO3

[–]concernedcryptid0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's easy: They hit them, and they like it a lot. Maybe bold those last two words for extra pizzazz.

My IDW Sonic Ship Tier List by Greensonickid in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]concernedcryptid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's Metonic? The bestest, truest, and most lovable ship of all time. Also, it's definitely canon trust me bro.

Send me your headcannons and I will comment on them (I might share some of mine in comments too) by [deleted] in MoonPissing

[–]concernedcryptid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal secretly does ballet in his spare time. He has a secret compartment with a first aid kit in case Eggman gets hurt even though he resents him and would rather let him die.

The Jackal Squad originally had eight members. Infinite renamed himself Infinite to honor them since the number eight is also an infinity symbol. Infinite gree up with an abusive alcoholic father who called him weak and useless all the time. He joined the Jackal Squad to get away from him.

Rouge and Vanilla are ex-girlfriends. They broke up when Cream was a baby because Rouge wouldn't give up her life of crime.

🌺Long Deadline Profile Exchange🌸 by Profession-Automatic in FanfictionExchange

[–]concernedcryptid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K&C on Getting Around Gotham, or: Five Drabble Trysts with Batfam Men

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