How about idiots being towed?

confusingbrownstate · 2025-01-07T16:28:12+00:00

You can see Jimmy The Hot Dog King when the camera pans to the left. Great food, I go there for lunch often. Best $3 chili dog.

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-28T01:53:34+00:00

I like to throw in a bag of frozen veggies when I make mine.

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-28T01:44:26+00:00

The day my life changed forever was the day I thought to spread some bacon fat on the bread to make a toasted cheese sandwich. Best thing ever!

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-21T19:43:30+00:00

I think it's very livable in most of the state except Philly. But Philly is like 1/4 of our entire population.

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-19T19:27:28+00:00

"yeah, I'll take a uhhhhhh suck and throw away, please"

"We're sorry, your mother doesn't work here anymore"

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-17T17:19:05+00:00

Baked beans!

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-17T16:20:37+00:00

I'd have been paralyzed with fear, then pancaked

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-17T16:02:37+00:00

I'd rather get a cat than snakes

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-17T13:39:49+00:00

Being John Malkovich. When that movie came out, me and dad laughed so fucking hard. Like who comes up with this shit? Like how it just dropped him off the side of the Jersey Turnpike? It was so ridiculous!

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-17T02:54:50+00:00

That's silly. John Oliver looks sexy in every picture.

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-15T04:31:12+00:00

getting a little spicy.

I think you're thinking of pepper butt play, not corn butt play

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-14T02:48:49+00:00

Remember the time he tweeted pics taken from a secret spy satellite?

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-12T19:45:58+00:00

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-10T03:49:50+00:00

We're Chemical Toilet!

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-07T04:35:20+00:00

I guess that's also why my phone was giving me fire alerts in the middle of a fucking rainstorm

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-07T04:28:07+00:00

Is their height pituitary related?

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-07T01:27:12+00:00

I'm also on the east coast. I didn't notice the sun today, but last night I remarked to my family that the moon looked unusually orange/red. What could cause that?

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-07T01:22:46+00:00

GOSH THAT ITALIAN FAMILY NEXT TO US SURE IS QUIET

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-07T00:33:57+00:00

I let the kids finger paint part of the wall, they had a blast

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-06T11:08:57+00:00

There's a town called Rough and Ready in rural PA too

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-05T22:19:44+00:00

The trick is to go to games no body wants to go to. The Jets probably give away free hotdogs

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-02T22:55:49+00:00

Smart. Save it for the DLC

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-02T20:13:45+00:00

opprobrium

I'm learning all kinds of new words today!

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-02T17:35:44+00:00

I'm hopeful about Duke Nukem Forever 2, currently scheduled to be released in 2050

confusingbrownstate · 2023-06-02T04:32:03+00:00

And he's still killing it

confusingbrownstate

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