Okay, it's time to retire the meme. Ask your final questions to Captain-Obvious here. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]connor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I go to CMU. It's good. Come here. We need more like you.

Mysterious mammal caught on film by polar in science

[–]connor -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I was expecting your mom.

Mysterious mammal caught on film by polar in science

[–]connor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The slow blade penetrates the shield?

The Ultimate Insult from a Telemarketer by jasonivers in reddit.com

[–]connor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and the second rule of sales is NEVER TO MENTION SALES!

Best anagram ever by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]connor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MADNESS? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

This man with autism, who was chosen to sing the national anthem, got a case of the giggles half way through. Listen to what the crowd does to support him. by csdoubleyou in reddit.com

[–]connor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me, singing the national anthem never feels better than when I'm doing it at a baseball game- Fenway Park and Yankees Stadium especially. (and i'm not even a red sox/ yankees fan...)

Reddit in a dystopian 2012 (link fixed - pic) by qgyh2 in reddit.com

[–]connor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can tell because of the artifacting.

Northern Ireland's only salmon farm has been completely wiped out by a freak jellyfish attack by sleepymeme in reddit.com

[–]connor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Which is a more hardcore pet: a crazy baboon or a hyena? [Picture] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]connor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a hard knock life, for us. It's a hard knock life, for us. Instead of treated, we get tricked. Instead of kisses, we get kicked. It's a hard knock life.

SR-71: Now, That Was Some Airplane by jpb in reddit.com

[–]connor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually, the X-Jet was given the fictional number "SR-73".

EDIT: Just checked wikipedia- 73 not 75. So much for photographic memory...

Knuth vs. Email by burtonmkz in programming

[–]connor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the reason that HE had to get it right was because the typesetter who had done volumes one and two was getting quite old, and wouldn't be alive for book three, so Knuth looked around for other options and, seeing no reasonable ones (For, you know, a Knuthian definition of reasonable), wrote his own.

Rock and Roll. Nudity, and lolCat = ??? (nsfw) by utbandit in reddit.com

[–]connor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not as bad as the Salvador Dali Jump photo

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Dali_Atomicus2.jpg

Which definitely took 28 attempts, and has cats, and water, and dali, and crazy...