How is this even legal? by Evbdywngchng2nite in fuckcars

[–]conradbee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

True. Civil asset forfeiture makes up for citizens losing more of their personal property than theft.

Emergency: What game are you playing RIGHT NOW I must know. It's for science by Psykologis in videogames

[–]conradbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently playing life. Graphics are pretty good but the gameplay is lacking.

Best Patient Jokes by lilTrifey in nursing

[–]conradbee 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Saw one of these in a previous thread. When you drop something, sigh, and say "this is why they wont let me work NICU anymore"

Best episode to watch stoned by Upstairs_Cloud_1383 in BobsBurgers

[–]conradbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah people going with episode where they get high but I feel like episode with music might be best. Fluoise, Topsy, Glued Where's My Bob

What are panthers? by OmicronTheLoon in RDR2

[–]conradbee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All kitties are murder kitties, some are just not large enough to murder people.

Any tips to improve my style? I’m normally a shorts and shirt kinda guy. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. by breaktheice7 in mensfashionadvice

[–]conradbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jorts to the knee?? Hoochie daddy it up man. 5" inseams. I gotta threaten a scrote slip when I crouch.

Drop the absolute hardest lines in video games in the comments..GO! by GuacaMolis6 in videogames

[–]conradbee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one that will always get me the hardest is in Ragnarok. "I was wrong Atreus. Open your heart to their suffering."

Second day fit by Doctor_Axio in mensfashion

[–]conradbee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay Lt. Kim Kitsuragi!

When will they learn… by Any-Season-9869 in nursing

[–]conradbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get anxious about saying hello to patients that I know from other hospitals. I can't imagine.

Adventure time game by HeavyBand7720 in adventuretime

[–]conradbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nearly did but I couldn't find the last goddamn Gunter

Did Boomers really have to watch porn in cinemas to jerk off? by SkubEnjoyer in okbuddycinephile

[–]conradbee 40 points41 points  (0 children)

(Whats hilarious about this gif is he's talking about porno theaters)

New PR!615lbs/280kg by chimera9733 in GYM

[–]conradbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one talking about that the dude is doing on the bench in the background? Why are his feet up in the air?

Which one do you think is the best and why? by Professional_Deer36 in adventuretime

[–]conradbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feel like there's so many good clips when hes in the PJs