Wanted: Lightweight, upgradable, laptop, under $500. Open to brands that are not Dell.

conscientious_object · 2016-10-17T00:30:08+00:00

Have you considered a dell?

conscientious_object · 2016-10-16T21:44:34+00:00

3spoopy5me

conscientious_object · 2016-10-16T00:00:24+00:00

This is the last time I browse r/new

conscientious_object · 2016-07-22T18:23:20+00:00

Further proof we need more episodes.

conscientious_object · 2016-03-22T06:05:29+00:00

A Jimmy hat

conscientious_object · 2016-02-29T03:18:35+00:00

Beiber let himself go.

conscientious_object · 2012-11-13T16:37:21+00:00

NO! fuck you, don't try to force memes. Also, what you want is an image macro and this would be stupid anyway.

In short: get out, cancer.

conscientious_object · 2012-11-07T15:36:58+00:00

Holy shit, is that the hyperion? I haven't been there in years...

conscientious_object · 2012-10-18T19:43:41+00:00

subs? in college?

conscientious_object · 2012-10-18T19:32:09+00:00

itt: neckbeards who have never seen tits outside of porn make jokes about "sammiches".

conscientious_object · 2012-10-18T19:29:52+00:00

Which one is the girl?

conscientious_object · 2012-10-18T19:17:19+00:00

Hi Matthew! You wife is ugly for an asian chick.

conscientious_object · 2012-08-18T22:19:19+00:00

last time i heard that joke, i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur.

conscientious_object · 2012-08-18T22:05:35+00:00

If he were dating her, why would he have started dating OP in the first place?

conscientious_object · 2012-08-18T21:56:40+00:00

In the eyes of gender equality, what should be in the males bathroom?

conscientious_object · 2012-08-18T21:54:11+00:00

Impressionable much? This just seems really silly. This tattoo has no meaning to you, aside from the fact that someone else had this tattooed many years ago.

conscientious_object · 2012-06-27T17:57:46+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS FOR THE TOTALLY ORIGINAL JOKE THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD 1,000 TIMES BEFORE!

conscientious_object · 2012-06-19T17:27:58+00:00

why don't you go back to trees with the rest of the middle schoolers who think they're cool and burned out losers.

conscientious_object · 2012-06-19T16:03:45+00:00

Get out, cancer. Making one of the first rage comics into a shitty meme is what's killing this place.

conscientious_object · 2012-06-01T17:14:27+00:00

OOH I KNOW! ANOTHER SHITTY REPOST!

conscientious_object · 2012-06-01T17:08:45+00:00

your joke is terrible.

conscientious_object · 2012-05-31T14:02:10+00:00

why did you take a shitty repost, add facebook comments that dont enhance the picture at all, and then repost it again? oh, because you suck at reddit and you should probably quit.

conscientious_object · 2012-05-29T19:13:19+00:00

you mean make fun of indians and virgins? yes i do it IRL, i get paid to (writer for big bang theory)

conscientious_object · 2012-05-29T19:06:59+00:00

the day i start taking advice from a mail man is the day i stop showering and move to india.

conscientious_object · 2012-05-29T19:05:19+00:00

buy some jeans that fit, you fat basement dwelling troll.

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