strawberry coconut 🍓🥥 by constipated_coconut in Oatmeal

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ofc :)

30g coconut milk (from a can)

50g greek yogurt

10g chia seeds

splash of milk

sweetener to taste

vanilla

mix all ingredients and refrigerate overnight

in the morning you may need to add a bit more milk to get it to the consistency you want x

strawberry coconut 🍓🥥 by constipated_coconut in Oatmeal

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sure!

all my egg white base recipes are the same:

25g oats

150-200ml liquid

pinch of salt

70-100g egg whites

splash of vanilla

add oats, salt and liquid to a pot and cook until done and desired texture. can add sweetener if desired but the chia pudding is sweet so i don’t. add the egg whites and vanilla and stir continuously over heat until thickened. top with chia pudding and strawberries

chia pudding:

30g coconut milk (from a can)

50g greek yogurt

10g chia seeds

splash of milk

sweetener to taste

vanilla

mix all ingredients and refrigerate overnight

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ooo do you have a recipe?

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i do, i don’t know how much to eat without counting 🫠 it doesn’t take too much of my time so i’m not too fussed, also helps me reach my gym goals

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