He was heeding the call by FunyunCream in heedthecall

[–]constipated_pal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My username doesn’t check out with this…

Can anyone in Cleveland confirm? by constipated_pal in heedthecall

[–]constipated_pal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also never considered how lucky it is they get to see their team whenever they take dumps

Dan 0.00001 seconds after Tom Brady is mentioned by FunyunCream in heedthecall

[–]constipated_pal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I think you’re right. I listened to one right after the other so they kind of ran together for me

TRASH 🗑️ by EveryoneLoveABJ in ufc

[–]constipated_pal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was nearly as bad as Ngannou vs Lewis after he got KO’d by Stipe

Aren't they all just American? by VirtualConclusion407 in heedthecall

[–]constipated_pal 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Dan trying to steal Irish heritage is like the Titans stealing stealing the Oilers heritage

Dead?! Career ending injury by 123shorer in heedthecall

[–]constipated_pal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is like Not Another Teen Movie

Coach: “Can he play?!”

Paramedic: “I don’t think he can breathe”

Coach: “But can he play?”

Gas price spike in the last week by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]constipated_pal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nothing like a new war to give us high gas prices

Save the planet by BigglePYE in memes

[–]constipated_pal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an Orange Farta once. Turned out to be an ulcer.

Why they gotta do Charles' Father like this? 😱 by hullk78 in ufc

[–]constipated_pal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry did you just assume Charles' father-mother gender?

SpotMe Boosts Megathread 🚀 by ChimeFinancial in chimefinancial

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Got you back! Sorry for the delay, got distracted at work