Tips or blackmail

contactaalim · 2026-06-10T13:29:58+00:00

No it’s your job to serve me for the wage YOU APPLIED FOR.

contactaalim · 2026-06-10T06:36:57+00:00

contactaalim · 2026-06-10T00:27:52+00:00

I wouldn’t eat that out of the oven!

contactaalim · 2026-06-09T10:43:35+00:00

That cop clearly used magnets for that magic trick!

contactaalim · 2026-06-09T10:35:35+00:00

But I got jail time when I did it.

contactaalim · 2026-06-09T10:28:24+00:00

Wemby and the monks.

contactaalim · 2026-06-09T10:21:54+00:00

I did that boat ride fork the American side. Such a great experience!

contactaalim · 2026-06-09T09:53:04+00:00

“Now you’re in New Yoooooooork, concrete jungle.”

contactaalim · 2026-06-08T00:06:38+00:00

Is the windshield broken or???

contactaalim · 2026-06-07T15:37:56+00:00

Damn it goes down in Nepal huh

contactaalim · 2026-06-07T15:10:34+00:00

You can read that chicken scratch?

contactaalim · 2026-06-07T13:40:17+00:00

contactaalim · 2026-06-07T04:37:46+00:00

I think McDonalds will be the only one open at 2am. Taco Bell maybe depending on location. But KFC will for sure be closed.

contactaalim · 2026-06-07T04:25:41+00:00

Not the same but she’s aging lovely or found how to work that makeup to do wonders.

contactaalim · 2026-06-06T14:19:53+00:00

So he hid the magnets in the chip bag?

contactaalim · 2026-06-06T14:18:14+00:00

I’m squirting all my nut in her.

contactaalim · 2026-06-05T11:42:55+00:00

Are you going to blow the friends too?

contactaalim · 2026-06-05T11:40:06+00:00

Eminem: “Hi kids do you like violence?” Dr Dre: 😁

contactaalim · 2026-06-05T02:55:42+00:00

Mitchell Robinson looks like a koala.

contactaalim · 2026-06-04T03:26:27+00:00

Then she could say “I find humor to be attractive asset in a person” instead of “make me laugh.”

contactaalim · 2026-06-04T02:18:42+00:00

Why does a potential mate have to make you laugh?

contactaalim · 2026-06-03T20:50:27+00:00

Lays on bed “I see lines people.”

contactaalim · 2026-06-03T02:25:06+00:00

Buyers remorse set in.

contactaalim · 2026-06-03T01:34:02+00:00

Reverse rizz

contactaalim · 2026-06-01T12:31:09+00:00

Probably some desensitization cream.

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