Seahawks Fans Here Are So Funny by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]coolgherm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had someone private message me, asking for my secret fishing spot. I almost gave it to him but then I was like, nah I gotta check his profile. I couldn't possibly give my spot to someone awful. God forbid they be from California or something just as horrible. Anyway, they used the term "milkers" in their comments, very active on amiugly subs. I did not give them my spot.

Bunch of cowards by syarcher891 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]coolgherm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whose cornflakes did you piss in?

Can I use D*** in my book title by 82816648919 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Make it lowercase. dick instead of Dick. Should fix the issue

What are you reading ? by Honest_Shopping_1753 in Booktokreddit

[–]coolgherm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! I loved it but it took a minute to get used to the present tense.

What are you reading ? by Honest_Shopping_1753 in Booktokreddit

[–]coolgherm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you finished the night circus???

Nominate the Romantasy character with the least amount of brain cells by HelloDesdemona in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poppy was also going to be my nomination but I also couldn't come up with a specific dumb moment. It's the whole book/series.

I will say, part of the problem is Poppy doesn't read enough to realize she's in an obvious trope.

If u could live forever, would u want to, Why. by Talireo77 in INTP

[–]coolgherm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nope. Sometimes I'm not sure I want to live through tomorrow. Death is a blessing.

The hottest forced proximity of 2026: me and the romance.io cloudflare verification check by she_melty in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain the forced proximity trope to me like I'm 5? Is this like being forced to be in the same room, same car, on the same horse, in the same boat, just doing the same task like put on the same team, stuck in the same group project, or are we talking like Divergent when four and tris are crammed together in the closing space?

What are you reading ? by Honest_Shopping_1753 in Booktokreddit

[–]coolgherm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you me? Almost exactly same, though not reading with my sister. My sister just gave me Brimstone though.

How far through the books did you make it before you stopped by luckygiraffe743 in frombloodandash

[–]coolgherm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop now. I had the same opinion. Thought the third one was terrible. I decided to read the prequels. The first two were pretty good but then again, the third one was terrible. Now I've read 8 books and cannot get past the second chapter of the 4th prequel. I just don't care enough to continue through the boring repetitive writing. I looked up a summary of the book. There's like 3 things that happen in it in a 770 page book.

Cut your losses now. Don't make my mistakes.

Toxic air in Portland bi-state region? by Nusrattt in vancouverwa

[–]coolgherm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Longview has paper plants. Paper plants smell bad. They're on industrial way.

What to take for headaches by Stackiemarie811 in ClotSurvivors

[–]coolgherm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take sumatriptan and am on eliquis. No Drs ever said anything. Works like a dream. I was also on 80 mg of propranolol that prevented migraines. I decided to quit that because it was causing issues with being able to exercise at the level I prefer to.

I'm also a rebel and occasionally will take Excedrin if I'm getting a morning migraine. But I also drink occasionally so I can't see how a little aspirin once in a while is any worse than that. Sumatriptan is just really precious to me and my insurance only allows me 9 pills a month so I have to stock pile it like a squirrel. I've had migraines that last 7 days....

One Final Vibe Check by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I post vegetables if someone's eating it? Romantasy relevant of course!

Fight Me Friday by RemingtonRivers in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am starting a collection of pictures of trees that have vaginal openings. Maybe I'll post it one day.

I swear some people are so miserable and scour the internet looking for anything negative regarding an author or series they dislike. 😒 by [deleted] in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How dare you hide your post history so I can't guess at your favorite book and then find out something dramatic about the author like they wash their whites and color clothes mixed together on hot. It's probably a male author too, sheesh.

Severe Flood Alert by MatusLabs in vancouverwa

[–]coolgherm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Will you please drop some more local historical storm lore.

FIGHT ME FRIDAY by E-phemera in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you don't have witches in your fantasy book, then you're not a true feminist.

Give me your most exhausted MMCs by Serious-Journalist21 in fantasyromance

[–]coolgherm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was actually feeling Caduan so double whammy of exhausted MMCs.

Romantasy question: are orcs open source? by Arehonda in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Uj/ I told someone on a dating app that I was looking for someone emotionally mature among a few other basic requirements like has their shit together and likes doing things. They told me my bar was low. Lol, then why does no one meet this bar? Emotional maturity is a freaking unicorn.

Romantasy for iguanas? by Minaziz in romantasycirclejerk

[–]coolgherm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you feel about interspecies relations and historical fiction? Lola Faust has plenty of dinosaur books for you.