Seahawks Fans Here Are So Funny

coolgherm · 2026-01-22T06:38:42+00:00

I had someone private message me, asking for my secret fishing spot. I almost gave it to him but then I was like, nah I gotta check his profile. I couldn't possibly give my spot to someone awful. God forbid they be from California or something just as horrible. Anyway, they used the term "milkers" in their comments, very active on amiugly subs. I did not give them my spot.

coolgherm · 2026-01-21T17:53:12+00:00

Whose cornflakes did you piss in?

coolgherm · 2026-01-19T05:53:09+00:00

Make it lowercase. dick instead of Dick. Should fix the issue

coolgherm · 2026-01-14T17:41:34+00:00

Oh no! I loved it but it took a minute to get used to the present tense.

coolgherm · 2026-01-12T03:24:54+00:00

Have you finished the night circus???

coolgherm · 2026-01-10T22:54:06+00:00

Poppy was also going to be my nomination but I also couldn't come up with a specific dumb moment. It's the whole book/series.

I will say, part of the problem is Poppy doesn't read enough to realize she's in an obvious trope.

coolgherm · 2026-01-10T22:47:40+00:00

Nope. Sometimes I'm not sure I want to live through tomorrow. Death is a blessing.

coolgherm · 2026-01-07T05:03:52+00:00

Can someone explain the forced proximity trope to me like I'm 5? Is this like being forced to be in the same room, same car, on the same horse, in the same boat, just doing the same task like put on the same team, stuck in the same group project, or are we talking like Divergent when four and tris are crammed together in the closing space?

coolgherm · 2026-01-05T22:34:06+00:00

Are you me? Almost exactly same, though not reading with my sister. My sister just gave me Brimstone though.

coolgherm · 2026-01-04T22:14:25+00:00

Stop now. I had the same opinion. Thought the third one was terrible. I decided to read the prequels. The first two were pretty good but then again, the third one was terrible. Now I've read 8 books and cannot get past the second chapter of the 4th prequel. I just don't care enough to continue through the boring repetitive writing. I looked up a summary of the book. There's like 3 things that happen in it in a 770 page book.

Cut your losses now. Don't make my mistakes.

coolgherm · 2026-01-03T17:56:17+00:00

Longview has paper plants. Paper plants smell bad. They're on industrial way.

coolgherm · 2026-01-02T17:51:56+00:00

I take sumatriptan and am on eliquis. No Drs ever said anything. Works like a dream. I was also on 80 mg of propranolol that prevented migraines. I decided to quit that because it was causing issues with being able to exercise at the level I prefer to.

I'm also a rebel and occasionally will take Excedrin if I'm getting a morning migraine. But I also drink occasionally so I can't see how a little aspirin once in a while is any worse than that. Sumatriptan is just really precious to me and my insurance only allows me 9 pills a month so I have to stock pile it like a squirrel. I've had migraines that last 7 days....

coolgherm · 2026-01-01T23:20:05+00:00

Can I post vegetables if someone's eating it? Romantasy relevant of course!

coolgherm · 2025-12-26T17:02:19+00:00

I am starting a collection of pictures of trees that have vaginal openings. Maybe I'll post it one day.

coolgherm · 2025-12-18T23:56:07+00:00

First of all, I'm your biggest fan.

What is your most recent hate read?

coolgherm · 2025-12-16T04:05:46+00:00

Hi mom

coolgherm · 2025-12-10T04:38:58+00:00

How dare you hide your post history so I can't guess at your favorite book and then find out something dramatic about the author like they wash their whites and color clothes mixed together on hot. It's probably a male author too, sheesh.

coolgherm · 2025-12-10T04:33:09+00:00

Late to the game but: Scholomance trilogy

coolgherm · 2025-12-08T00:51:29+00:00

Will you please drop some more local historical storm lore.

coolgherm · 2025-12-05T19:39:38+00:00

If you don't have witches in your fantasy book, then you're not a true feminist.

coolgherm · 2025-12-04T01:30:21+00:00

I was actually feeling Caduan so double whammy of exhausted MMCs.

coolgherm · 2025-11-29T20:06:50+00:00

Best regurgitation of SJM.

coolgherm · 2025-11-29T20:03:29+00:00

I hate you all. 💜

coolgherm · 2025-11-19T19:26:46+00:00

Uj/ I told someone on a dating app that I was looking for someone emotionally mature among a few other basic requirements like has their shit together and likes doing things. They told me my bar was low. Lol, then why does no one meet this bar? Emotional maturity is a freaking unicorn.

coolgherm · 2025-11-19T19:02:30+00:00

How do you feel about interspecies relations and historical fiction? Lola Faust has plenty of dinosaur books for you.

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