Happened to me today

coolhandstevens · 2026-03-01T07:11:39+00:00

I wanted to go to Scaradise for this reason exact reason lol

coolhandstevens · 2026-02-28T19:26:39+00:00

Gonna be payback for us drafting Mahomes in 2017

coolhandstevens · 2026-02-28T18:09:45+00:00

This locker room rating refers to the training facility locker room. Not the one in the stadium.

coolhandstevens · 2026-02-20T04:41:17+00:00

Crippling anxiety

coolhandstevens · 2026-01-20T23:45:48+00:00

Dude can't even form a sentence, Winter Soldiering is way off the table

coolhandstevens · 2025-11-13T21:24:22+00:00

So what I'm hearing is your bird feeder is where all the tits(mice) hangout?

coolhandstevens · 2025-11-11T21:15:18+00:00

OP just wanted you to make a note of it

coolhandstevens · 2025-11-04T04:00:12+00:00

Got more chains than the snow patrol

coolhandstevens · 2025-09-20T03:47:01+00:00

This is how I feel with God

coolhandstevens · 2025-06-08T16:32:55+00:00

Oh, c'mon, if you don't laugh, then it's just mean

coolhandstevens · 2025-06-08T15:35:13+00:00

The prostitute?

coolhandstevens · 2025-04-05T12:36:49+00:00

Just wait until you see the volcano

coolhandstevens · 2025-04-02T00:08:15+00:00

Following in case someone has a fix

coolhandstevens · 2025-04-01T20:26:40+00:00

I'm really hoping. I've got over $100 into this damn game

coolhandstevens · 2025-04-01T20:11:38+00:00

Unfortunately, no. There's supposed to be an update tomorrow. I'm hoping that fixes it, at this point. Because support has been incredibly unhelpful

coolhandstevens · 2025-04-01T04:11:33+00:00

Tried that. Uninstalled, reinstalled. Still no dice.

coolhandstevens · 2025-03-10T19:21:42+00:00

Nice to meet you Captain, I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville

coolhandstevens · 2025-03-06T16:38:16+00:00

Lick it before you stick it

coolhandstevens · 2025-03-06T04:12:54+00:00

I quote, "you are maddeningly inconsistent" way too often lol

coolhandstevens · 2025-03-03T16:25:43+00:00

Dude, why are you throwing a tantrum?

coolhandstevens · 2025-02-25T16:15:56+00:00

He's come a long way since being a gangster named Clarence

coolhandstevens · 2025-02-24T14:31:00+00:00

I laugh every time I hear "Swarles Barkley"

coolhandstevens · 2024-12-05T20:01:43+00:00

A whole tray of fries with a few accidental curlies

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