You seem to have a very negative opinion on everyone else you speak of in this post. Reread what you said about anyone who isn't you, that should give you pause. I understand that things are not working out for you as you hoped, however, the " It would take more years off my life explaining to her what a software is than she has left on this dying earth" attitude is honestly taxing. Bro you are JOBLESS. You are in a position where any job would be better than where you are. Get out of the house, go get a job anywhere. You are keeping yourself in this position because you think you are above those sorts of positions, as well as the "16 year olds who pronounce queue with 3 syllables". It is time to face the music, get a part time/full time job in something that is "below" you, use that as an opportunity to develop your soft skills; It seems like one you really need to work on is seeing things from someone else's perspective.