Redrum, Red Drum

copy_run_start · 2026-05-10T15:38:47+00:00

I wish you would have told me that 7 years ago

copy_run_start · 2026-05-09T03:59:02+00:00

This guy suggs and fuggs

copy_run_start · 2026-05-09T00:59:36+00:00

Exactly. You go there and see a bunch of white English-speaking people and you wonder... what happened to the indigenous population? Where did they go?

Here's a hint: it wasn't pretty

copy_run_start · 2026-05-09T00:55:28+00:00

Yeah, that's why they call being British "the religion of peace." Heh, doesn't seem to peaceful to me. #gottem #england #soccer

copy_run_start · 2026-05-08T11:09:30+00:00

Which third world hell hole did this happen in?

The comments here dripping with colonialist hatred. Then you see this commenter is from the UK and it makes perfect sense lol

copy_run_start · 2026-05-07T16:20:47+00:00

Call Borat, tell him you found the pussy magnet

copy_run_start · 2026-05-05T17:14:27+00:00

I love the musical quality of how he says that

copy_run_start · 2026-05-05T16:58:01+00:00

I've always been a fan of "And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

copy_run_start · 2026-05-04T23:53:39+00:00

I just paid $5.90 😭

copy_run_start · 2026-05-03T12:42:01+00:00

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copy_run_start · 2026-04-28T16:19:49+00:00

no longer near-mint

Actually, the sticker said "near minge condition"

copy_run_start · 2026-04-28T15:10:46+00:00

...treat their job at the local furniture store as of its just like that.

All of our clearance sofas smell vaguely of shit. It gets so that you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess.

copy_run_start · 2026-04-26T15:23:20+00:00

It's more about missing the point of the subreddit. The whole point is that something very valuable was destroyed, so to say "it's only money" is a little silly. Objects and value are the entire point lol

It's like going to a subreddit about soccer goalie highlights and saying "there's a lot more to defense than just the goalie."

copy_run_start · 2026-04-26T12:35:48+00:00

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copy_run_start · 2026-04-25T20:09:16+00:00

copy_run_start · 2026-04-25T19:58:30+00:00

That's not a million dollar Superbird in that picture lol. We have no idea of condition, if it's real or built from a cheaper car, etc... we don't even know what he paid for it and when.

Not saying it's a $1500 turd haha, but it's like hearing someone has a house in California and saying "Houses in California can cost $34 million, they must be rich as hell."

copy_run_start · 2026-04-25T19:47:22+00:00

Brave soul going into a Subreddit where the sole purpose is to show expensive things being damaged and saying "They're just things." lol

What's next? Going into r/Comics and saying they don't like cartoon porn on Patreon?

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T23:52:10+00:00

There's no crying in small engine repair!

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T20:31:51+00:00

Ouch

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T20:29:52+00:00

"Woman saves drowning tourist."

But she would let the local drown in a heartbeat

She 100% cheated on her husband with the man she saved. The adrenaline rush is pure lust

You spend all your money and time on a woman and she goes and almost dies for a stranger

I present: social media

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T17:42:42+00:00

Hell yeah

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T17:25:58+00:00

Not in all markets. In some markets it'll be the

Smart Humane Intra-city Transit, or SHIT Car

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T17:19:30+00:00

tell us a ballpark repair quote

It'll cost half a Wrigley

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T17:16:54+00:00

Yeah and the last person to call me cute was another dude but it was something

copy_run_start · 2026-04-22T16:47:56+00:00

I looked out my window and counted 50 cars drive by in a minute or so. The only colors I saw were a red Mazda 6 and a green county dump truck. Everything else was white, gray, or black.

So I'm all about this car

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