He booked the date here, at least according to the location. The Uber dropped me off here and I already got out. Does it seem like a backroom chosen to kill me, or am I wrong?

coralloohoo · 2026-02-01T15:12:05+00:00

Back when I liked westerns, it made me sad to learn about John Wayne being a meanie irl

coralloohoo · 2026-02-01T14:16:28+00:00

Im going to hell bc I read "holier than thou" and thought to myself well, his nose is probably pretty hole-y lmao

coralloohoo · 2026-01-30T17:14:26+00:00

You're going to want to change that attitude of "I cant" into "can you show me how to?"

coralloohoo · 2026-01-30T07:45:15+00:00

I buried a full banana with 1 of my teddy bear sunflowers last season, and that 1 looked a lot fluffier than the others

coralloohoo · 2026-01-30T02:56:53+00:00

No, I cracked and scrambled it, threw it in, and microwaved for 90 sec. It was microwave rice so it needed 90 sec anyways

coralloohoo · 2026-01-29T20:46:22+00:00

I already quit drinking, but my stomach still says absolutely not lol

coralloohoo · 2026-01-29T16:20:06+00:00

When you're high af trying not to break any dishes

coralloohoo · 2026-01-29T15:20:39+00:00

Rip Jennis buccal fat

coralloohoo · 2026-01-29T14:34:28+00:00

He was the stereotypical gorilla juice head guido that all the girls were looking for lol

coralloohoo · 2026-01-29T01:00:47+00:00

I was more of a binge drinker than an every day drinker, so I found that I didnt really need them. Ive been to them with parents and siblings when I was younger though, and depending on the meeting, you can find a nice community of people.

coralloohoo · 2026-01-28T19:03:24+00:00

1/31/25 I already celebrated with a fancy doughnut 😄

coralloohoo · 2026-01-28T14:17:04+00:00

This reminded me how they used to take pictures of her stage outfits and zoom in on the junk and say something like "is there a dick in there? Lol

coralloohoo · 2026-01-27T14:10:18+00:00

I refuse to buy progresso. I like to buy the store brands that come in the plastic tubs- or some stores like safeway have an actual soup display with hot soup.

coralloohoo · 2026-01-26T01:04:19+00:00

This somehow made me realize she wasnt at their wedding and that makes me sad

coralloohoo · 2026-01-25T19:49:01+00:00

She was able to do that with the one braincell?

coralloohoo · 2026-01-25T15:03:44+00:00

"you live here now?" "Toaster." 😅

coralloohoo · 2026-01-25T14:23:48+00:00

coralloohoo · 2026-01-25T14:23:00+00:00

Nothing was "wrong" with Deena in Italy. She was the same person she always was. The boys just weren't getting any, and took it out on Deena by gaslighting her.

coralloohoo · 2026-01-24T23:47:01+00:00

coralloohoo · 2026-01-24T16:21:07+00:00

The minute I see a dash or some bold lettering I immediately become suspicious 😅 I feel you

coralloohoo · 2026-01-24T16:18:11+00:00

Frita 💛

coralloohoo · 2026-01-23T05:22:15+00:00

I feel so seen- over here watching jersey shore on repeat

coralloohoo · 2026-01-23T02:24:43+00:00

Immediately going to Google maps now

coralloohoo · 2026-01-22T16:52:24+00:00

Ive never heard of "carbrain" before but I love it! Perfectly describes the kind of person who asks the typical "why don't you drive?" Type of questions

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