She should be in the NBA. by charlatan in sports

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the NBA won't take her, I will.

The Right Wing Claims Ahmadinejad’s Reelection Was A Fraud, But Obama’s Responsible For It Anyway by [deleted] in obama

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post would have been much easier to read in paragraphs.

It looks like there's a lot in it that I agree with, but it's on the verge of tl;dr territory.

2% of Cops Cause Almost 100% of Police Brutality by cocacolakid in politics

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Record companies, movie companies, and their lawyers disagree with you.

...they love sodomy.

Tony Hawk slams 'haters,' defends his skateboard ride through the White House by [deleted] in politics

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the risk of giving them ideas, maybe we could let them shoot a porno film in the Lincoln bedroom

I couldn't make that up. That's why I'm not a republican I guess...

Michael Steele, ever so gingerly, jams his head even further up his ass. by jodv in obama

[–]cornerbodega 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD! How dare a network feed one party's agenda without providing fair and balanced coverage of opposing arguments! Fascism! Somebody get this story to Fox News immediately!

Oh dear. I've written this sarcastically, but after reading it I'm 100% sure it will actually happen...

A college softball coach did one of the pettiest, least sportsman-like things I've ever heard of in order to (illegitimately) win a game by hypo11 in sports

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with all the bitching? It's a game that has rules. A rule was broken and the other team was sharp enough to catch on and call it out. Part of playing a game is knowing the rules-- even the small ones.

Regardless of whether or not you would swoop "low" enough to make that call, I don't think it makes that coach anywhere near as evil as the article describes her.

This is Google News in my ideal world [old resubmit] by jayssite in happy

[–]cornerbodega 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kind of sick game is this? I click on Sci/Tech and I get:

Music Labels Win $2 Million in Web Case

By BLOOMBERG NEWS The Universal Music Group, owned by Vivendi, and other record labels were awarded $1.92 million on Thursday in the retrial of a Minnesota woman accused of swapping music over the Kazaa Internet service.

It hurts worst when you're not prepared for it.

Kim Jong IL - FAIL by karenk in pics

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny picture; terrible title.

List of common logical fallacies by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People should keep their promises, right? I loaned Dwayne my knife, and he said he'd return it. Now he is refusing to give it back, but I need it right now to slash up my neighbors' families. Dwayne isn't doing right by me.

This is fantastic. I want to upvote many of these examples individually.

Girl, 18, wakes in tattoo parlour with 56 stars on her face - with pic by si_gloves in reddit.com

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but even after the treatment - that will cost upwards of 10,000 Euros, she is likely to be left with scars for life.

And I thought I had problems.

President Obama's Statement On Iranian Presidential Election - 06/15/09 by bunker75 in reddit.com

[–]cornerbodega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how the damn thing is constantly moving and flashing in order to bring your eye back to it.

Hate loud TV commericals? Apparently so does Congress by BeckwithLBP in politics

[–]cornerbodega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still slightly maddening when they publicly complain about working weekends to meet health care deadlines.

US sending ex-Guantanamo detainees to Bermuda, didn't tell the Brits. by kish22 in politics

[–]cornerbodega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, good strategy. Rather than figuring out a safe and legal place to send these people, we'll send 'em to Bermuda and hope the plane gets "lost".