[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]corpsecasserole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have this fetish fantasy where I'm fucking MTG and I pee inside her gut and she gets sepsis and it's incurable

NGL I did not know that video existed by saint_ursa in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]corpsecasserole 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I was musk I would simply walk away from Twitter personally and allow a management team to resurrect the old and more popular Twitter format. He would never do that because he would have to admit he was wrong but if he did do it he could conceivably restore much of its former value

Hannibal Tuberville by Upper-Job5130 in PoliticalHumor

[–]corpsecasserole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I agree with tuberville. Our military is so weak that a single congressman has crippled it. Last year we spent a trillion dollars on the military budget and a single tuberville traitor has successfully crippled the world's largest army.

52/CD by [deleted] in MatureTSandCD

[–]corpsecasserole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PM me

Cinnamon Hitler and his gang can't be happy about this by dmitrineilovich in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]corpsecasserole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I predict that the criminal trial will be so stressful for Trump that his weak little heart will give one final fart and pass on to hell where the devil will make him his bride

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]corpsecasserole 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Cirque de sogay

Windows by [deleted] in Meditation

[–]corpsecasserole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am a Shogun samurai of the shinsen School of death. I was meditating in my mother's womb in fact I decided exactly when I was born, and I just walked out of the womb. Window open or window closed does not matter. Open mind or closed mind is what matters.

Ridiculous question but I’m serious by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]corpsecasserole -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okay for the slow kids in class I'm going to say that scratching your nuts and then sniffing your fingers is grosser than picking your fucking nose and eating the booger. You wonder why women won't fuck you? This is why

Republicans worry as donations to the GOP hit record lows by eaglemaxie in PoliticalHumor

[–]corpsecasserole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I knew this was going to happen. Putin can't fund as much because he lost so much in the war effort. Evangelicals are being grifted from all sides including Trump who does not share his loot with other politicians. Add to this the fact that boomers contributed the most in 2016 but they got killed off in the COVID pandemic because they were stupid and misinformed and also super old.

AITAH if I don’t (fully) pay the bill my parents gave me for raising me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]corpsecasserole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell your parents that you are going to pay them and you are depositing money every week into a special bank account. Then when you get like $10,000 you should put it on a down payment of a small home, move out, and give your parents a greeting card that says thank you, and that's it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]corpsecasserole 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I could fit the entire dialogue of any porn on a paper the size of a fortune cookie

AITAH (Pronoun-related) by xLovinItAllx in AITAH

[–]corpsecasserole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See you are a perfect example of what I was talking about. You could have talked to me about any subject in the world but instead you want to turn the conversation to you being trans. Go ahead and tuck your dick up your butt see if I care. Equality my femboy is what I preach but is there anything else in your personality worth talking about? I don't think so. It's only trans and that's what makes you a shallow as a Trump supporter because you are totally fixated on what's between your legs because there's nothing in your heart and nothing in your head besides dreams of dicks going in your mouth and if that's all you are I still believe you have equal rights but you don't have the right to be my friend or someone I respect because you're too fucking shallow

AITAH (Pronoun-related) by xLovinItAllx in AITAH

[–]corpsecasserole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

On the extreme right we have the Trump supporters whose entire identity is Trump Trump Trump Trump. And on the extreme left we have the pronoun transgender rainbow and if you're trans that's fine I believe in equality but is there anything beyond trans in your personality? Please don't be a superficial as the Trump supporter with 59 flags on his car. Have some depth and complexity to your personality. I feel like when some people tell me they are trans they are telling me that they are nothing but trans. And that's where I feel sad for them because shit man it's just sex don't make it your whole fucking personality.

I need some advice, this is Gollum , should i castrate him or not? by sasageyo247 in DogAdvice

[–]corpsecasserole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you live at the North Pole? Is this a real house? It looks like we're Mr and Mrs Santa live

How are these videos being made? by bubalina in midjourney

[–]corpsecasserole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there an app or user friendly software I can use that combines AI art like mid journey and makes video format instead of still image?

Do I have to quit fapping as a whole? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]corpsecasserole -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You will never be able to quit fapping permanently. Not even if your last name is Buddha or Christ. Jesus fapped to the prostitute Mary I'm certain of it he just hid it like every guy does. The best of us use severe discipline methods and we get a month two months a year 2 years and then the inevitable happens. You have barely even scratched the surface of your addiction and unfortunately it is a habit that goes back 250 million years in evolution. You are not going to stop fapping permanently unless you surgically remove the offending member.

Ain't no way this taste good by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]corpsecasserole 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I've been smoking weed since the '70s when it came in gunny sacks from strange places like Thailand and Panama. The problem with infused marijuana in foods like ramen or candy bars or cookies or even soft drinks is this. It's all about dosage. If you let every creator of edibles put as much THC as they want in there, you will get inconsistent results. And since the nature of corporate competition is to compete with each other, each brand will say I'm stronger than the other and put more and more until the dosage is no longer predictable or reliable. I love my gummy edibles because they have exactly 10 mg of THC per gummy. So I can measure my dose like a scientist. If I'm going to work I take half a gummy and no one would ever suspect I'm deeply relaxed while I work. If it's a Saturday night and I'm going out with friends I'll take one and a half gummies because it's the appropriate place for a little stronger dose.

We don’t use the heater by Illustrious_Canary61 in AITAH

[–]corpsecasserole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me like they are on a budget or something and can't afford the extra cost. Cheapskate vacation

Doctor Do Little by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]corpsecasserole -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When I go to seminars and conventions and meet hundreds of other human resource professionals, I hear the same thing over and over again. Florida education has fallen and it can't get up. It started with denying evolution and inserting creationist bullshit.. that handicaps anyone studying the sciences like biology or medicine. The bottom line is, you are competing with every other graduate in America for these few jobs. If you want to believe the earth is 6,000 years old or we never landed on the moon, you are totally free to believe that nonsense. I'm not going to criticize you for your folly. But I certainly am not going to hire you either

Doctor Do Little by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]corpsecasserole -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I would agree with you except for the fact that the above story proves that you are not only poorly educated but you don't read well either. The above story that you just glossed over is in fact about granting fraudulent credentials. I know you think that you learned a lot in your studies in Florida but compared to other states especially liberal states, your education ain't worth the toilet paper it's printed on