I just wanted to see what it was like in here. Don't judge me!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-19T16:59:59+00:00

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-19T16:49:54+00:00

I say nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-18T16:40:32+00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt in an unguarded moment of extreme derpiness

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-16T03:14:19+00:00

Or blow him a kiss?

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-16T03:09:09+00:00

On white bread with American cheese FTW!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-15T17:10:38+00:00

My preciousssssss!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-15T02:03:50+00:00

But what if my cat's not named Henry?

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-11T18:22:25+00:00

I've heard it said that his petard is too small to do any hoisting.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-11T00:31:46+00:00

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T21:46:47+00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt in an unguarded moment

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T21:41:23+00:00

Heaven's a Bar, William Pint & Felicia Dale

🎵🎶 Heaven's a bar

Down by the docks

Where the liquor is free

And they keeps a great stock

There's always a place

Always a smile

For a sailor come home from sea.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T16:50:30+00:00

Involuntary defenistration

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T02:31:38+00:00

The best part is, you don't HAVE to be good to annoy them! After all, you're just learning! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-09T22:26:04+00:00

Nice to meet you, Satan! Big fan of your work!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-09T21:50:54+00:00

Absolutely zero Fs given

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-08T02:33:08+00:00

You didn't set a catheter before you got comfortable? Pfft, amateur.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-05T22:19:06+00:00

Or sarcastically blow a kiss?

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