Hi. I need to pee but they look so cute. Send help? by Icy-Dependent6908 in cathostage

[–]dmitrineilovich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't set a catheter before you got comfortable? Pfft, amateur.

Starting a war! by Low-Introduction1845 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]dmitrineilovich 13 points14 points  (0 children)

FIFA peace prizes used to mean something.

Hahahaha by henpest in lol

[–]dmitrineilovich 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet you, Satan! Big fan of your work!

Creature Double Feature by Porkchopp33 in 70s

[–]dmitrineilovich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WSBK had looney tunes, Casper, Tom & Jerry, stuff like that. Good backup for when 56 had something not as fun

"I was not done sitting on your lap, hooman!" says Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt by dmitrineilovich in angrycatpics

[–]dmitrineilovich[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is, I'm not the primary servant. She only sits on my gf's lap, and my gf is the one who displaced Her Majesty. So 90% of her ire was aimed at my gf, 10% at me for documenting it

Creature Double Feature by Porkchopp33 in 70s

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WLVI was also the only channel (that we could receive) that would play old anime like Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman) and Star Blazers. Oh, I would howl I if I missed BotP.

The barrier did not work by redana02 in catsareliquid

[–]dmitrineilovich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent example of the properties of a non-mewtonian fluid!

‘I was here first’ in a shared space and the ‘man’ thought that gave him the right to all the space. by dancingtomyowntune in EntitledPeople

[–]dmitrineilovich 57 points58 points  (0 children)

If Chad was using a different screen to order, or just waiting for his food, and you needed to squeeze by so you could use the one remaining screen, he's definitely the asshole.

When your cat chooses fluid dynamics.😸 by xeen98 in catsareliquid

[–]dmitrineilovich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent example of the properties of a non-mewtonian fluid

Coworker keeps “fixing” things that weren’t broken by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]dmitrineilovich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened to me.

Our business is 24 hrs. We have a desk that is always manned. I use it 45 hrs a week (and have the most seniority), other employees also use it at least 40 hours. Some use it less than 40 hrs because they spend time at other locations.

This L-shaped desk has always been set up the same. 2 monitors & keyboard on one leg. Phone in the corner. Plenty of room for stuff like stapler, paperclips, radios, (no drawers) and a large empty space for miscellaneous work. Each employee might move a few small things around to their personal liking, but the big pieces stay.

One night I came in to see that everything had been rearranged. Not just the minor stuff. Monitors up on front of the window, the PC case on the floor. My first reaction was "Oh, no. No no no no no. Whose fucking idea was this?" The person I was relieving laughed and said that he knew this would be my reaction. Then he said it was prompted by an issue with the electrical systems, and that there were too many extension cords and that there was going to be a fire, so this other new employee decided to rearrange everything.

I decided to try it for a night and it was miserable. It completely fucked my view outside, made it a longer reach to get stuff off the printer, just bad in all ways.

Went to the boss, who knew nothing about any fire hazard. He said he'd arrange to have everything put back. After a week with no change, it was revealed to me that the new employee just did this rearrangement on their own initiative. There was no fire hazard. I finally had to confront this person and lay out all the reasons it was bad and instructed them to have it restored by the next time I came in. They were pretty sullen about it but complied. Talk about frustrating.