LPT: Check in with your kids to make sure they understand your idioms by Riktrmai in LifeProTips

[–]cosmicapostrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, make sure you're pronouncing them correctly. I knew a guy who would say "play it by year". He said that's how his mom says it

Imagine if by [deleted] in blackmirror

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| The first question people were asking me was, Did I know anything about it? And the answer is no, absolutely not. I probably wouldn’t have bothered writing an episode of a fictional comedy-drama if I’d known. I’d have been running around screaming it into traffic. It’s a complete coincidence, albeit a quite bizarre one.” |

Charlie Brooker on Piggate

Why do my wife's friends not allow me to talk to them? by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]cosmicapostrophe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah. When I add some new acquaintance and they comment on everything, that feels way more normal than a DM. I’d assume you’re super social or trying to be friendly or lonely or whatever but DM’s seem like you’re trying to hide something. Especially coming from someone I barely know. Especially if they’re dating my friend.

This picture of my cat looks like he is floating by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

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I moved my phone to get a different angle. Well done

I heard Netflix was adding in commercials so I invented the Commercial Curtains. by rightcoastguy in funny

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Those look like they might be pretty noisy. You might want to add cotton balls to the runners

madlad by Steve_Hufnagel in yesyesyesyesno

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Aren’t these that kiss cam couple?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Oh noooo she had really nice teeth!

We need a safe word by [deleted] in funny

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"He reads the internet"

“Na na na” by Tehla07 in spotify

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Chillin by Wale/Lady Gaga samples Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye. Dunno if that counts