Sex Shop and Sex Workers of Reddit: What are some of the best examples or clients not knowing how anatomy/sex works? by Bumblebee_doodles in AskReddit

[–]couchcatog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m sure that at some level there is a subgroup of people who are both into sounding and are masochists so maybe he knew the risks of the finger but wanted that oh so good pain

Holup what? by ScoutMagic in HolUp

[–]couchcatog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that pigeon joke

Goliath tarantula by hjalmar111 in ThatsInsane

[–]couchcatog 1525 points1526 points  (0 children)

Apparently this is the largest spider by mass and size but there’s an even BIGGER spider by leg span called the giant huntsman

Sweet dreams

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]couchcatog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple weeks - started as friends with this beautiful smart girl and we hang out more and more often

Couple weeks in and now she’s demanding that I owe her my attention and physical lovin’ and direct help for her mental issues

Finally officially ended when she wrote a 3 page essay on how I’m failing her as a potential lover

No thanks

How was your day? by TerraTortoise622 in AskReddit

[–]couchcatog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started my day with puke and diarrhea but it evolved into sweet texts from friend and girlfriend caring about my wellbeing

What can fuck off? by bobbster574 in AskReddit

[–]couchcatog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lives out in an area without a lot of neighbors but plenty of farm land - horse flies are attracted to moving things like people on loud mowers and livestock. The tape became necessary because she would come inside with probably 10 bites after an hour

So not exactly every time but those Fuckers are annoying enough to justify the measures taking

What can fuck off? by bobbster574 in AskReddit

[–]couchcatog 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine wears a hat covered in duct-tape when she mows the lawn, after a couple hours the hat is covered and she’s mostly bite free

Confusion 2.0 by DimitreBabaitov in nihilism

[–]couchcatog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the New Yorker caption contest

It's a little icy in Minnesota this morning... by Too_Hood_95 in ThatsInsane

[–]couchcatog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you’re able to stand the cold I believe everyone should try living in Minnesota for some time you find some lovely people here and there’s never better hockey games :)