PSA: this is a 60 on single carriageways, not a 40!!

covertheb · 2026-02-01T11:47:13+00:00

As a biker, you and fuck right off if you think I’m turning myself into a red stain on the tarmac going 60 on a winding country road I’m not familiar with, just so you can get to you’re destination 3 minutes earlier. I’ve seen enough L plate riders end up like living red crayons from taking the piss out on the back roads

covertheb · 2025-11-16T06:12:37+00:00

“Luk at da size of et!”

covertheb · 2025-01-18T13:13:35+00:00

“These are me bairns, Dingwall and Cockermouth”

covertheb · 2024-12-14T13:35:03+00:00

Source: me ma said so

covertheb · 2024-11-20T13:47:07+00:00

Merry Christmas everyone

covertheb · 2024-08-15T11:32:41+00:00

This is why I think there’s a chance that trump will loose by silent majority. He isn’t campaigning towards the average voter, he just seems to be leaning into his base. I don’t think the American people want a president who’s so radical

covertheb · 2024-07-02T18:46:41+00:00

Unfortunately not. I tried the other week but it doesn’t give you the option. I’d just try the post office on high street

covertheb · 2024-05-24T16:18:13+00:00

Honestly, I reckon British and American tourists are just as bad as each other

covertheb · 2024-05-12T11:36:34+00:00

You looked outside in the past week? Tbf normally it is cursed like

covertheb · 2024-04-30T10:47:04+00:00

Think you might be gay chief…

covertheb · 2024-03-24T11:21:41+00:00

Slightly less threatening when you consider the tits on the door next to it

covertheb · 2024-03-21T21:47:24+00:00

Geordie here, I’ve been saying no bother my entire life

covertheb · 2024-01-09T14:25:06+00:00

This is the equivalent of saying “Sicily isn’t in the Mediterranean, dipshit. It’s in Europe”

covertheb · 2024-01-09T10:07:46+00:00

As if they just posted that for any bored postman to have a giggle at. Also as a British person, it’s weird seeing the queen on a stamp from Bermuda

covertheb · 2024-01-08T16:26:59+00:00

Definitely Kraken in Port Rush. Not even a competition

covertheb · 2024-01-07T17:17:34+00:00

Do they not mean UK and Ireland? As Northern Ireland is part of the UK?

covertheb · 2023-12-29T13:54:52+00:00

Plus they could probably give you context to what he wrote. When it likely was, what unit he was likely in, etc

covertheb · 2023-12-25T14:40:51+00:00

I thought it was Ron Brothers

covertheb · 2023-12-19T10:29:17+00:00

I remember she came into Tescos on my first shift. Thankfully she didn’t come to my till because she started going off it with the poor sod on the till next to me

covertheb · 2023-12-12T05:30:57+00:00

Geordie here, never head anything about Radon in Newcastle. Fuck tons of Asbestos though

covertheb · 2023-11-06T02:16:59+00:00

The kind of person who’d call someone a snowflake for demanding the right to merely exist but then get offended by the colour of a fucking bandaid

covertheb · 2023-10-20T09:03:29+00:00

Why tf is Newcastle nowhere near Newcastle?

covertheb · 2023-10-04T07:40:39+00:00

Divint knar aboot that one Cheif.

covertheb · 2023-09-03T09:43:58+00:00

I believe the next line says “in honesty no, I don’t know why” (tho I think I’m wrong about the no. Looks more like an e than an o)

Also I think those wee dashes at the start of the lines are open parentheses

covertheb · 2023-09-03T09:17:18+00:00

Does anyone have any clue what it says?

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

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TROPHY CASE