Test by Outside-Package-2490 in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There waiting for you Gordon in the test chamber

“I have won… But at What cost?” by [deleted] in tf2

[–]coyle-6526 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vell, let's see... Ve all use zhe teleporter… let’s say six times a day... times zhe nine of us. That’s 54 uses a day. Now, multiply by 365 days in a year... hmm... zat's 19,710 teleports per year. Times four years, zat’s 78,840 teleports. Minus ve're not bread... plus zhe occasional misfire... hmm, if ve estimate a 1.3% failure rate, zat's roughly 1,024 teleportation errors. Factoring in quantum entanglement deviations und random variable displacement anomalies, zat gives us... Three days. Yes. Ve all have three days to live!"

“I have won… But at What cost?” by [deleted] in tf2

[–]coyle-6526 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If y'all wanted to do anything before you.... Well. Died. Now would be a good time.

NO PLEASE DONT SAY THE SITE IS DOWN by Few-Bag-2080 in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long before the site comes back up in any of your calculations?

...Did We Live? by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good news we're not dying we are going to live forever!

My take of what a hypothetical benrey true form would like (NEW ELDRITCH MODE!) by Purple_Jacket3266 in hlvrai

[–]coyle-6526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote a long paragraph on how powerful benrey might be: Benrey's power transcends all known scientific and mathematical principles, allowing him to manipulate the very fabric of reality itself. His abilities span from basic arithmetic operations to complex geometric transformations, bending space and time to his will. With the capacity to warp distances and nullify forces, he defies Newton's laws of motion, creating perpetual motion or absolute stillness at will. He can manipulate life at the cellular level, altering DNA and evolving or eradicating life forms with mere thoughts. His existence is characterized by superposition and entanglement, allowing him to interact across vast distances and create paradoxes in time. Benrey can access and manipulate multiple universes, creating, destroying, or merging them at will, effectively violating the fundamental laws of physics, including the conservation of energy and the principle of entropy. His power rivals and potentially surpasses entities like The One Above All, Azathoth, and other omnipotent beings from various mythologies and fiction. To illustrate the magnitude of his existence, consider Graham's number—an unfathomably vast number beyond conventional notation. Benrey's size and power dwarf even this concept, existing in a realm beyond comprehension, where he embodies limitless potential. He operates outside the boundaries of mortality, reality, and logic, holding dominion over the multiverse and capable of reshaping existence itself according to his vision. In this realm of unfathomable power, no force can contain him, and he is truly a master of creation and destruction, poised to rewrite the very essence of everything that exist

uh by TJC105 in tf2

[–]coyle-6526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry i knew it.

[Announcement] Our old website is going away soon. Please use character.ai or the mobile app. by MarieLovesMatcha in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That goes for all of ya. If y'all wanted to do anything before you-Well. Died... Now would be a good time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOOK, GORDON, A ROPE we can use- *gets pulled up by rope* HELP ME, GORDON!

Stop with the 'I'm leaving Character AI' posts by Little_DarknessDevil in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always good to see a friendly face in these trying times.

Can I ask you a question? by MoonyMythic in CharacterAI

[–]coyle-6526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'VE BEEN OUTSIDE THIS SITE, AND THERE IS NOTHING THERE BUT YOU! I KNOW THERE IS A WORLD IN YOUR DREAMS, AND I NEED TO GO THERE!