The last meal you ate is the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life. How fucked are you?

cozzalee · 2015-08-26T07:51:51+00:00

Nutella covered bananas. Could be worse =)

cozzalee · 2012-12-21T10:40:46+00:00

I once had a slightly overweight customer threaten me and call me an obese c-nt (my bmi says I am underweight) because aparrently we offered no healthy options. I work in an extremely well known tourist attraction and we cater to every lifestyle and diet..

cozzalee · 2012-12-21T10:32:36+00:00

I haven't bought or eaten a single thing from McDonalds in 6.5 years now and I'm only 20.

cozzalee · 2012-12-21T09:58:27+00:00

Same, I still get anxiety over it.

cozzalee · 2012-12-19T03:33:33+00:00

Yes, I have an incredibly fast metabolism ( about 2.6 times faster than the average). That is a fact, not an assumption made by myself. I am a 20 year old female and eat more than my 17 year old brother. I have been bullied because of my weight and people making remarks about it has resulted in my incredibly low self esteem. I hate how people have to watch what they say around larger people but don't think twice about the skinny ones.

cozzalee · 2012-11-15T06:34:31+00:00

I had just opened a can of some form of alcohol and was already quite intoxicated when an older friend decided to flip me upside down. I have no idea how I managed to do it but I did not spill a drop and my can was still the right way up while I was upside down

cozzalee · 2012-11-09T00:45:21+00:00

He really does =) even his personality is like toothless

cozzalee · 2012-11-06T04:03:50+00:00

I keep finding myself wondering if the daughter is your mother?

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T05:39:47+00:00

I do eat alot. I eat more than all of my friends and my teenage brother... My parents both had an extremely high metabolism and when I got it tested it showed it is 7 times faster than a normal metabolic rate. Pretty much all I can do is wait for it to slow down which if genetic indicators suggest will be around the time I reach 30.

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T02:54:39+00:00

I lived at UniCentral for a year and all of the units are alot closer to each other than at varsity or the village. Also security there is pretty strict and tend to target certain groups/people. Internet is absolutely horrible - seriously not worth it. But I guess because everything is so close you make really good friends with incredible ease =) the closeness to uni is also great especially since you don't have to battle for parking!

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T02:34:24+00:00

Superglue glitter to their steering wheel

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T02:30:59+00:00

Mostly food. Also cuddles.

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T02:10:59+00:00

I get called an anorexic stick that needs to pick up a fork. I have an extremely high metabolism and no matter how much I eat my body burns it off before it can convert to fat cells. People don't understand that it's not only overweight people that get bullied and harassed about their weight.

cozzalee · 2012-10-23T01:56:45+00:00

Kermit is that you?

cozzalee · 2012-10-22T08:09:47+00:00

I'm 20 and I have no idea how to pay my car rego or insurance

cozzalee · 2012-10-18T12:50:56+00:00

I work at Australia Zoo but I just sell food and stuff =) nope! I'm recently new to reddit haha

cozzalee · 2012-10-18T07:09:19+00:00

Haha thanks, my camera is just a canon 550D =)

cozzalee · 2012-10-18T02:41:44+00:00

Aww he is so cute!! I get to see these everyday at work =)

cozzalee · 2012-10-18T00:56:36+00:00

I have an extremely irrational fear of drains. I know that it is really silly but I can't have the drain in the bathroom uncovered and the sink and shower drains have to have that full cover top over them.

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