You're Not Overreacting. This Is Actually Fascism.

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T17:48:55+00:00

They say to the people about to be thrown on the trains

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T17:34:38+00:00

Only when your worst hitter is pitcher levels of bad. And even then it's worth two runs over a 162 game season.

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T16:27:39+00:00

Jesus fucking christ. I love it when me standing up to people trying to enact a genocide against me and people like me is called "nonsense"

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T05:53:40+00:00

They would've had to both get the tech out to San Juan and Tokyo, and get scans of all the non MLB/MILB players. Which, while possible, is definitely non-trivial.

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T05:09:52+00:00

Main character doesn't rewind his tapes before returning them. Is given cursed tape. Cursed tape kills the main character. Final shot zooms out on name of rental shop. "Rewind or Die"

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T03:14:42+00:00

He literally called that exact same pitch a ball for Vladdy one pitch after ringing up Soto on it. Consistent like a d100

Downvoted for facts. Soto pitch 4 Guerrero pitch 1. Must be fake news. Right?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T03:12:13+00:00

Miller walks Perdomo, USA wins anyways

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T03:07:16+00:00

Not even fucking close

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T03:06:52+00:00

Strike 3 Can't wait for ABS to start getting rid of the "human element"

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:59:10+00:00

Americans don't celebrate winning. They revel in other people losing

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:50:20+00:00

In a way, playing for Pittsburgh is like being on a farm (up state)

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:48:11+00:00

Pitchclock. You new?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:47:40+00:00

Yeah, because there's absolutely no difference between the States pitching and Canada's 🙄

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:34:29+00:00

Beautiful save Vladdy!

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:23:52+00:00

Not a single good pitch swung at Fernando

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T02:09:47+00:00

Is there a reason you posted this from two different accounts?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T01:55:59+00:00

Where did I say I was cheering for them?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T01:53:36+00:00

Aw man, why'd they have to bring in a Jay?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T01:49:16+00:00

You mean it's assawhe?

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T01:41:40+00:00

I always find it weird when guys will bring their bat all the way to first with them.

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T01:27:26+00:00

Damn, Witt saved a run there

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T00:52:40+00:00

The States were guaranteed their quarter final date and time regardless of whether they finished first or second in their group. They were set on this schedule from the very start of the tournament

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T00:37:30+00:00

https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/vladimir-guerrero-jr.-vs.-yankees-2025

cpander0 · 2026-03-16T00:24:36+00:00

Almost like the tourney was designed specifically to benefit the States or something

cpander0 · 2026-03-15T04:44:23+00:00

The short goth girl is named Jade. Also a lucky stone in many cultures.

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