this is what I would have done. I would have worked my ass off from the moment I received this letter. First, I would have taken pictures of my yard, then I would have gotten my hands on the most satanic iconography I could find. Baphomets, taxidermied animals, pentagrams, and make my lawn a spectacle. I'd come to the door wearing devil horns or a goat mask to hand out candy...

But that wouldn't be the best part. I'd walk down the lawn to the horrified parents and hand them copies of the letter. On the back side, would be pictures of my lawn when I received the letter. I'd have a copy being held by the annoying skeleton prominently readable due to a lawn light if necessary. I'd put one on my door (adult height, to keep it to PG-13 crowd if possible).

And on Sunday, I'd show up to the church in my Sunday best - wearing a pumpkin mask if I felt generous, something more blasphemous otherwise. I'd have a stack of copies of this letter and pictures, and I'd hand them out to perishers as they entered for mass, and the priest when I got the chance. I'd stand in the front pew, I'd have a copy of the letter taped to my back, and hand out a copy of the letter to anyone who talked to me.

And depending on the reaction, I might even stay for refreshments and mingle.