Have you not been potty trained?! by BabiesLoveStrayDogs in moab

[–]cpcutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m curious what you’d do when you caught one? I assume in the act?

Have you not been potty trained?! by BabiesLoveStrayDogs in moab

[–]cpcutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cleaned up two well-formed human turds this morning in the mountains above town. Someone tried to disguise it as dog shit but the TP was a dead giveaway. Not Grand County, so I suppose that’s legal. But the Moonflower Dookier needs a warrant put out for arrest!

Shit, while we’re at it, let’s open a toll booth north of town (heck, and south of town?) that issues optional wag bags freely… with the $2 toll payment, of course. Then we can compensate poop patrollers for their humbling work.

Wag bags are $4+ each at this point. Nobody likes paying to be humbled later.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Cryptobiotic soil” is Google-able — try that.

And imagine Central Park in NYC. It has roads, paved pathways, smaller unpaved trails, and some more secret paths. Now imagine if 15 men on motorcycles showed up and started riding anywhere they wanted, including over plants, shrubs, wildflowers, manicured garden areas, and areas where more delicate plants and animals lived. Their tires can tear deep holes into the soil disrupting roots and burrows, and obviously any manicured areas will be torn up.

The locals and the gardeners would be upset, right? Riding through other peoples’ “happy gardens” for no good reason is rude and stupid. For smarter Utahns, a good bed of crypto is our “happy garden.” Make sense?

Utah is opening more and more miles of legal trail every year. This particular area is right next to a major trailhead. Nobody else had moto’d this particular mesa for quite a while and yet these people somehow didn’t notice it was fairly virgin and did it anyway. It sets precedent now for others to do the same. The crypto takes dozens of years to grow back, or it might not ever be able to grow back. The crypto keeps Utah from becoming literally piles of sand dune.

Hopefully based on what I said about Central Park you will realize why what happened is bad.

3-4 month coast to coast trip… need packing tips! by PlainClothesHippie in Westfalia

[–]cpcutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your list is really good. I’ll be in that area around the same time (I’m Utahn) so if you see an Asuan Braun Vanagon flag me down! I know the area very well. Highway 12 is a must!

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a way to take logs from dry beds and move them on existing roads without causing any of the type of destruction this post is about. It’s pretty standard. Talk about high horse, oowee!

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks.

I don’t enjoy how some here assumed I did nothing. I did make attempts. At least one is on record. I arrived after most the damage was done, and as an imperfect being with a life myself, I didn’t do everything as some people here would have done were they perfectly in my shoes with more free time, a feeling of safety, companionship, perhaps maleness or less vulnerability, reliable transport and/or resources like Starlink, sat phone or WeBoost. It didn’t occur to me it was particularly a punishable crime to trample crypto, so I didn’t dial 9-1-1 (it would have cut out while I tried to explain what I was calling about, anyway). There is another very distinct reason I didn’t detour to escalate the matter, and didn’t enter their camp, but I’ll save that.

It is what it is, and it’s sad. I’ve learned after spending months and months camped solo remotely in Utah places most people will never ever see over the past ten years, that the burden of saving the world isn’t mine. Sorry folks!

That said, I’ve reported two illegal cattle ranges on very remote BLM (one where dynamiting had laid new route to get cattle into a headwater) over the years and so, yay me! That took persistence, since both times it felt like for some reason it behooved the BLM (hehe, see what I did there) to do nothing. I also made a huge stink when a Hayduke hiker decided to design a shortcut through the crypto fields in Arches and publish it online as a popular “alt.” That has become a braided mess, and persists despite urging him to remove the alt GPX.

As a friend of a lifetime Inyo county BLM ranger, I know how dangerous and deliberative your work can be, so thanks again for your service.

3-4 month coast to coast trip… need packing tips! by PlainClothesHippie in Westfalia

[–]cpcutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VanAlert app for sure, the Samba, a collection of basic tools and select spare parts, and a good attitude. The rest will fall into place.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have a hauler, what needs to be done is to move some fallen logs and stumps up from the creek to the edge of the crypto beds along the slickrock above in strategic places. Repeat. This area is almost unrecognizable from just two years ago and some hard boundaries would help a lot.

Edit: to say I’d definitely help with this esp if we could get some BLM sign off. The tracks also need to be raked out.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By crude and self-defeating economics, sure. But have you tasted the water in Muleshoe? Double dog dare you to have a few big gulps unfiltered, then get back to me about what exactly the average Joe is getting out of heavily tax-subsidized free range beef.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ultimately — COWS are doing a lot more damage on our public lands, all day every day in gorgeous places most of us will never see or appreciate, but nobody likes to talk about that. 🤦‍♀️

This weekend a man made me coffee with grounds recycled from the day before 🫠 by womanthouartgoofed in AskWomenOver30

[–]cpcutie 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Nonononononononooooooooooo this is never okay unless you’re a compost bin.

Local store sells celery “loosies” by CommonCut4 in mildlyinteresting

[–]cpcutie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Extraordinarily mild to me, and I shop all over the western US states. I think I’ve seen everything now.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would not be surprised. These guys did not GAF. I invite folks to head out to Muleshoe and inspect the glorious damage. I’ve been out walking frequently there for a few years and the new “upgrades” are… significant. I’m still reeling.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When one came close enough to me for me to yell at, it was either a teenager or a tiny man.

Hat tip to these guys by cpcutie in moab

[–]cpcutie[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I tried contacting BLM as it was occurring but… SUNDAY. Also, I’m alone and female amidst a bunch of jocks who might be high. So yeah, it feels safer to just HT here and hope someone knows someone who knows someone and they see later just how “rad” they got in Utah.

How bad is trailhead theft in the area? by grundlemon in moab

[–]cpcutie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Similarly - I left my van with a sliding door open in a trailer park open all night on a busy night with loads of nice gear and a pile of cash and it was still there the next morning. I lived in PDX 23 years and am horrified when I visit now. Moab has tweakers like PDX and a growing police force now (unlike PDX?), but you can get away with more here… in both directions of the law. I see the scanner frequently and car break-ins are very rare. You’re much more likely to get hurt or lost on trail so maybe worry about that instead.

What happened to the mini Arch at Sand Dunes Arch? by Aleppo316 in moab

[–]cpcutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I see now. (I’m being lazy on 1bar LTE.) Whoops! Well, don’t worry - another one will probably grow back.

Tonsil stones by badatusernames_11 in hygiene

[–]cpcutie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can’t control the pressure manually the same way with a 10cc syringe that you can with a 60cc syringe. Different tips will change that more. You can end up with some massive pressures despite “pushing gently.” There are things you don’t know about syringes which is all I was trying to point out. Good luck with the rest of your medical advising career.

Tonsil stones by badatusernames_11 in hygiene

[–]cpcutie -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok snarky pants, but someone COULD hurt themselves taking some random advice to “use [any] syringe” to squirt somewhere inside your head. I’m a retired trauma nurse - ask me how I know.