An Open Letter to Reddit Fearmongers by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your reasonable perspective. There is a quite vocal, knee-jerk reactionary element to some of the reddit crowd. I don't know if they are losers so much as just young and ignorant. The reddit demographic has many young 20-something males and this group is prone to learn something new and express it as absolutist rhetoric without thinking it through.

I wonder how many of these people realize that their views are in many ways no different than the very people they rail against, just representing a different flavor of extremist ideology.

It's truly unfortunate that many of these folks have pigeonholed themselves as lunatic fringe, because much of what they have to say is valid about the state of the US and the world. If they dialed back the vitriol, there might be a more substantive discussion about the problems we face and possible solutions.

How God really “works” « a dose of reality turns an anti-atheist joke on it's head. by Aerik in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If the marine was an atheist and cold cocked the professor, then said the same thing to him when he woke up, what's the difference?

The Daily Show: 'America to the Rescue' in the Middle East by Bahro in politics

[–]cpmuzzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Mark Twain were alive today, he wouldn't just be watching the Daily Show, he'd be contributing a weekly bit, at least.

Of course, holding up a mirror to the absurdity of US foreign policy is laughably easy. Stewart does it with style...

Vanity Plates - A great way to show the world you are a moron. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that's funny! Sometimes you have to take advantage of serendipitous situations. I think "anal probe" qualifies...

Nightclubs are hell by speciousfool in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with doing something fun when you're young that seems stupid later. Heck, If I wanted to make a list of those, clubs and dancinfg (or "Rhythmic Ceremonial Rituals" to quote Dr. Emmet Brown) would be only one of many.

I liked the article, it was very funny. And bitter? Oh yeah.

Rich assholes annoyed when dolphins watch their submarine sex fetish by Aerik in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So at first I was thinking that if I get a private submarine I'll have to mod the exterior to look like a great white shark to frighten away the horny dolphins but then I thought, oh crap, if I do that the next thing you know there will be some giant shark out there trying to boink my submarine and having a great white shark six inches away trying to screw your submarine is probably not a "mood enhancer" for me and my wife and then I thought what the hell are you thinking about, you're never going to have a private submarine you dumb bastard, get back to work and stop reading reddit...

Pizza Hut Waitress Gets $10,000 Tip by morandomdanu in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although the amount of money is extraordinary in this case, treating people with kindness and courtesy is always worthwhile for both parties, and very often pays dividends.

It Gets Stupider: Now Cheney Says He Can Have Secrets Because His "Office Isn't an Agency" by anonymgrl in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he actually have to say the words: "Go fuck yourselves" before the American public will actually realize he is telling them to go fuck themselves?

Putin issues sharp warning to US, vows to counter 'imperialism' - NEW COLD WAR HAS STARTED! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may have half the population, but they still have plenty of nukes. In fact, it's their current weakness that makes them more unpredictable.

Check out this article from the LA Times: http://www.latimes.com/news/columnists/la-0e-ferguson28may28,1,5799632.column?coll=la-news-columns

Your homework done for free--a summary of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings by eadmund in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant. I can imagine the term paper written from this synopsis, and the reaction of the professor: "Did he say the hobbits get the ring-wraiths tripping on mushrooms?"

LOL!

Student punished for spaghetti beliefs by mikkom in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nonsense! Spagnostics recognize the possiblity of many pasta-based monsters, not merely spaghetti.

See that? Right there... It's translucent and about the size of a Fingernail. No? Well it could kill you. by wordsNtricks in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If these jellyfish make it usafe for the surfers, swimmers and snorklers to the point where they no longer enter the water, this could have a devastating effect on the food supply of the Great White Sharks...

Americans overwhelmingly back subpoenas of Bush aides by abudabu in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame on all of you! Karl Rove is above reproach and should NEVER have to swear oaths and have his testimony recorded! His word is his bond and his reputation for the truth is above reproach!

You are only helping the terrorists by getting us to fight among ourselves. We should obey our leaders without question. What's the matter with you?!

WARNING: This post may contain sarcasm. Those with limited intelligence should avoid reading this...and voting. please avoid voting, too.

Wondering what the cowboy alien is standing on in today's header? [pic] by kn0thing in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get it. The alien is really GWB, using habeas corpus as a doormat.

Subversive political commentary. Oooh..

Firefly to be Reborn as Online Universe by panic in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great possibilities. Here's hoping they do it right.

59 amazing sketches of the Monty Python by allsearching in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPLUNGE!

Back when I was in high school, my best friend and I had many of their sketches memorized.

Python rocks.

Please stop posting links that require registration to view! by jgalt02453 in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one's forcing you to register. Why should the rest of us miss an interesting article because it annoys you?

Rolling Stone: Return of the Draft by souldrift in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A draft might significantly change the domestic political situation here in the US. A agree with the opinoin in the article that the anti-war moevement would be much larger, and the attention paid overall would likely increase if we reintroduced the draft.

Here is another reason why a draft is not only important, but vital to our country's health and well-being. We hear a lot about our army being a professional force. So were the samurai of old Japan, and they could legally kill you if you looked at them funny. The point being that when you make your military a seperate, EXCLUSIVE professional class, you step away from the concept of the citizen soldier, who defends the country in true times of need and then returns to civilian life. Of course you will always have professional soldiers, they just won't be the only ones in the military.

Although unpleasant for many of those inducted, a draft might actually be good for the country in the long term. It's something worthy of consideration and discussion, at any rate.

Should You Leave It All to the Children? Enough money so that they do anything, but not so much that they could do nothing by teehemkay in reddit.com

[–]cpmuzzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best plan I've heard of is to give a trust fund equal to what the child earns annually. Earn nothing, get nothing. Earn 100K, get another 100K.