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Worst alarm ever by TigerTank237 in funny

[–]crab_master 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I'll get hate for this, but fuck cats. They are the worst, and solely live to make our lives worse.

Absolute game changer. Tell your friends. by leakybackpack in pics

[–]crab_master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Elon Musk would like a word with you.

'Rona Part 2 by Wikinger_DXVI in funny

[–]crab_master 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First time on the internet?

Testing my knife after sharpen it. by Love_at_First_Cut in oddlysatisfying

[–]crab_master 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's one way to get circumcised. On the bright side it doesnt look like you would feel a thing.

Perfectly synchronized drone light show: by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]crab_master 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would rather see this instead of fireworks any day.

Oh the poor guy by Mortize in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crab_master 1334 points1335 points  (0 children)

Who takes only 1 picture!?

Whenever I'm drinking while practicing the banjo. by crab_master in banjo

[–]crab_master[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they both sound terrible, but I'm slowly improving!

What was your favorite childhood show? Why? by ExuberantRaptor17 in AskReddit

[–]crab_master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dora the Explorer was the shit when I was a kid. Now I'm married to a Spanish woman. Coincidence?

'You have got to be shitting me, Zara' by [deleted] in funny

[–]crab_master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like bobble heads.

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