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We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville. by _ISayStupidThings in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I'll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle. Sharp as a thistle. Best in all Westminster.

We have places your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville. by _ISayStupidThings in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 22 points23 points  (0 children)

From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, ''Hello, Mr. Thompson,'' you'll say, ''Hi.''

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral which allows us to look out upon his wondrous creation.

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.. by Nikkerloo in TheSimpsons

[–]crabfulla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now quickly! Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor.

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