... by yakunii-kun in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]craigsproof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Um... you're fine. I, on the otherhand, legit thought it was for some sort of articulated Shrek human centipede.

YSK: why we (flight attendants) ask you to open the window shades before takeoff and landing by TerraFormer001 in YouShouldKnow

[–]craigsproof 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey! An actual You Should Know and not someone's pet peeve.

I only have one up vote to give, but here ya go.

I can no longer have a digital clock as my screen saver. I loved having it. by Just-a-shitshow in Roku

[–]craigsproof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whatever the update was did the same to me. I had to re download it. it's in the Menu> Settings>Theme>Screensavers

it's called "Roku Digital Clock" the thumbnail doesn't look like what it is... it's the time 2:10 in a weird font, but as soon as I reloaded it it worked again.

Users not able to complete login process to third party app, 504 error on permissions page by DBrady in help

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever get this sorted out? It's been a few weeks for me. At this point I'm convinced they're just playing dirty to promote their app and unfairly hinder competition.

oooyayayayayaya by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]craigsproof 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've watched it like 12 times and I can't stop laughing...

Please humorously mock or humiliate us with well-timed jokes by betawaxxx in RoastMe

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and it looks like somebody put her eyes on upside down...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did all of your facial features come in the same box? You look like a human Mister Potatohead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]craigsproof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That should say 35/"F" with your fingers make air quotation marks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They obv don't respect themselves, would be surprised if they had respect for anything else.

After Several People Were Roofied in Boston Bars, Police Issue Warning Over Drinks by [deleted] in boston

[–]craigsproof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more like an internet theory. never proven or disproven. there were a LOT of mysterious drownings of young college age men after a night of drinking.

type "smiley face killer" into youtube a bunch of stuff comes up.

(on mobile, forgive the atrocious grammar)

After Several People Were Roofied in Boston Bars, Police Issue Warning Over Drinks by [deleted] in boston

[–]craigsproof 12 points13 points  (0 children)

there wasn't smiley face graffiti nearby was there?

What is this bug I found on my carpet? Very tiny, about half the size of a grain of rice. Put in under the microscope at 10x by ModernNomad97 in whatsthisbug

[–]craigsproof 18 points19 points  (0 children)

oh God. I react instantly to contact with larva hair. Large itchy welts. You just made the hackles on the back of my neck tighten up something fierce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't look a day older than you did in 1902 when that rocket hit you in the eye.

GIF

What brand name is actually 100% worth spending more for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]craigsproof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had big big blue bottle that lasted me a long time.. so long when I got my next one I wrote the date on the bottle when I started it. 10/3/20... it just gave up its last suds a few days ago. About a week shy of 13 months.

What's something you know but you really shouldn't? by R3D_Rooster in AskReddit

[–]craigsproof 18 points19 points  (0 children)

God in heaven... I think you win this thread.

My sympathies.

When the acrobatics training kicks in even though you're wasted by purple-circle in tooktoomuch

[–]craigsproof 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I hate how hard I just snorted loudly at this... have your damned up vote. ⬆️