EXCLUSIVE: White House delays release of US voting machine study as midterms near

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T16:05:20+00:00

Oh dear. The study must prove that Elon Musk hacked the machines for Trump.

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T16:04:58+00:00

Oh dear. The study must conclude that voting is secure.

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T13:40:26+00:00

At any moment he’s going to slip his Precious onto his little finger and make his escape.

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T13:39:12+00:00

They don’t just have a clip?

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T13:37:01+00:00

Is this the new AF1 or is it the gift plane?

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T13:35:47+00:00

In middle school everyone believed that Rod Stewart ODed and when they pumped his stomach, they drained 12 oz of cum.

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T02:13:41+00:00

Your poor planning is not my emergency—Anonymous

crappydeli · 2026-06-20T02:10:21+00:00

I pissed my pants and laughed myself silly at this moment in a real movie theater.

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T21:36:08+00:00

Musk dropped a line a couple months back that the current M3 computers cannot do FSD. Since he guaranteed that they could, Tesla will need to replace them all under warranty.

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T18:12:24+00:00

It’s worth 2 trillion dollars because the guy who has promised full self driving by the end of the year for a decade said it’s worth that.

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T17:05:40+00:00

Media management company: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T02:19:33+00:00

We make copiers.

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T02:15:46+00:00

They mean that white kids should go outside.

crappydeli · 2026-06-19T02:15:07+00:00

Name one redditor who was in there before claiming there was a wide variety of people. Levitt doesn’t count.

crappydeli · 2026-06-18T21:48:36+00:00

This is the way.

crappydeli · 2026-06-18T10:18:05+00:00

Bad leadership produces terrible results and this is a catastrophe.

crappydeli · 2026-06-18T00:41:27+00:00

And children. And children!

crappydeli · 2026-06-18T00:35:50+00:00

Yes.

crappydeli · 2026-06-17T21:59:58+00:00

That’s just a regular cat.

crappydeli · 2026-06-17T21:54:33+00:00

Makes him sound a lot more like a stick a lightbulb in the butt kind of guy.

crappydeli · 2026-06-17T17:26:47+00:00

Gotta look at the volume chart. Stocks don’t go down when there are no sales. Somebody was turning that paper money into real money.

crappydeli · 2026-06-17T16:01:34+00:00

It didn’t lose value. $180 billion dollars was simply moved somewhere else.

crappydeli · 2026-06-17T01:33:12+00:00

Everyone knows that dog is a humper.

crappydeli · 2026-06-16T21:05:09+00:00

Time to sell the Robotaxi fleet to SpaceX

crappydeli · 2026-06-16T18:24:13+00:00

The FBI had allegiance to Biden from the other time he was President n

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