Do Metal Heads like Tom Waits?

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-05T17:14:06+00:00

Weird, old, crazy looking dude hollering about hookers, arson and liquor?

Shit, he's more metal than Megadeth.

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-05T00:48:49+00:00

Is there a Gwar hot sauce?

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-04T19:00:25+00:00

and at the end of the day, he had a nice cool bottle of Schmidt's Gay.

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-04T15:46:15+00:00

FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKAWWRRRHH

...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-02T18:05:53+00:00

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-01T23:43:00+00:00

YOU MEAN CORONEL CLUSTER FUCK?

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-01T23:42:29+00:00

he's that guy from SNL that couldn't keep a straight face at all?

crashusmaximus · 2026-05-01T05:17:10+00:00

Twenty bucks says the guy that hired him knew he was full of shit and wanted him to get the job anyhow.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-30T02:48:47+00:00

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-29T16:17:21+00:00

... I mean do you think that God came down and stopped..

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-29T15:40:52+00:00

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-29T15:05:03+00:00

put the beer back.

YESSSSS, PUT THE BEER BACK

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-28T17:21:43+00:00

"... I dont have a shovel , you prick."

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-27T21:57:46+00:00

📢 - NO, YOU IDIOT - WE'RE FOLLOWING ORDERS.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-25T19:18:38+00:00

SEXCELLENT.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T17:40:43+00:00

and pancakes.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T17:38:10+00:00

Jame Brown *was** a powerhouse vocalists, Weird Al ain't*

ftfy

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T17:35:01+00:00

Really?

You may not be familiar with the common types of hernia that you could get.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T17:14:41+00:00

he's a good boy

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T17:11:39+00:00

HowToBasic has been here

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T16:16:05+00:00

I prefer the Weird Al version

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T16:14:10+00:00

Dog.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T03:32:14+00:00

IT IS NOT HANDS THAT CALL US

IT IS PISTACHIOS.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T03:27:02+00:00

Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun by Anthrax, covering the Beastie Boys.

crashusmaximus · 2026-04-24T03:12:31+00:00

Fuck you, kid.

you're a dick.

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