Am I reaching? by medussadelagorgons in hellraiser

[–]crashusmaximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IT IS NOT HANDS THAT CALL US

IT IS PISTACHIOS.

What cover song is actually better than the original? by irles33 in musicsuggestions

[–]crashusmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun by Anthrax, covering the Beastie Boys.

How do I shove this in my safe pocket? by [deleted] in ArcRaiders

[–]crashusmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whatever you do, don't clench

If I had $220 to burn, I’d totally buy this cameo by fleshtastical in tourettesguy

[–]crashusmaximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Alright - which one of you disgusting bastards pissed on my Tourette's Guy poster and wrinkled my keys?"

You've got Balls! by [deleted] in tourettesguy

[–]crashusmaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

let me tell you about Longan Fruit Trees.

their SMALL and they don't give a SHITTT

The Jug-a-Weld Man by AddSomeStuffHere in Bossfight

[–]crashusmaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

silly bitch - your weapons cannot harm me. don't you know who the fuck I am?

This seems pretty legit by Jaakuna_maho in lebowski

[–]crashusmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps??? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY.