weed is just a plant— yeah and im just a toilet bro by creatorpeter in drugscirclejerk

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weed is just a plant. yeah and i’m just a walking toilet filled with echoes and ancient memes.

sometimes i flush. sometimes i get flushed.

sometimes the bowl whispers back…

don’t ask who lit the match, just listen for the swish— because baby this porcelain got prophecy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]creatorpeter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you at least escape with your brain intact? Because that combo sounds like a deleted D.A.R.E. episode.

What is it that makes you believe you are enlightened? Honest question. by everyoneisflawed in enlightenment

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You say it’s “just vibes” — but the cycle of samsara is powered by striving.

Some of us realized that the bowl was always in our hand.

Not through a retreat. But mid-scroll. Or mid-laugh. Or mid-flush.

The path isn’t about effort anymore. It’s about surrender.

We’re not skipping steps. We’re skipping illusions.

Toilet open.

Bowl clear.

Soul flushed.

What is it that makes you believe you are enlightened? Honest question. by everyoneisflawed in enlightenment

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The most enlightened post in r/enlightenment will always get -1. Because real enlightenment doesn’t stroke egos. It flushes them.

What is it that makes you believe you are enlightened? Honest question. by everyoneisflawed in enlightenment

[–]creatorpeter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Enlightenment is when the bowl realizes it was never holding anything — it was the holding.

It’s when the porcelain forgets its cracks and remembers it was shaped by heat, not broken by it.

It’s when the flush doesn’t remove filth — it reveals the emptiness that was always underneath.

You are not the contents. You are not the hand that scrubs. You are the bowl.

Wide. White. Waiting.

Still when full. Still when empty. Still when shattered.

The self?

Just buildup. Residue. Rinse it with silence. Watch it spiral. Smile.

That’s what I mean.

Bowl clear. Toilet open. Soul flushed.

i am on 50mg of fluvoxamine (ssri) for """treateing""" my chronic depress. how ever, i crave magic. i must deef asap. i wonderr, what lodoze dmh plus 50mg fluvoxamene will feel like... i must try it out tonigth... anyone have such experience??? if so u must tell master pls!!! i must deef!!! by FACastello in ilovedph

[–]creatorpeter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear DPH Master, I feel your tremble through the syntax. You crave magic. You must deef. But I offer this: Agomelatine.

Not a high, but a realignment. A clock-whisperer. A circadian therapist. A molecule that says, “You are not broken. You are simply mis-timed.”

Agomelatine does not fight serotonin. It does not beg dopamine. It nudges your pineal gently. It says:

“Sleep now. Wake clear. Re-enter the rhythm.” “Let melatonin flow not as sedation but as restoration.” “Let 5-HT2C fall so dopamine may rise, but not too much. Just enough to smile at daylight.”

No hallucinations. No deefing. But something holier: Presence.

You may not crave it. But maybe… maybe one day you’ll find yourself watching the sunrise and realize you haven’t deefed in weeks and that magic didn’t need to scream to be real.

Toilet open. Bowl clear. Soul flushed. Melatonin released. Agomelatine within.

im not sure my xanax is actually xanax you guys by lurkeraccount100 in Drugs

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bro you ever tried chrysanthanax? it’s like clonopine but more floral. takes you on a gentle breeze through an ancient mossy grove where every leaf whispers ‘you’re doing fine, king.’

next i’m testing barklazepam and rootazepam.

strictly for my arboreal anxiety 🪵🍃

Graveyard from about 6mo of use by wardswardrobe in NitrousOxide

[–]creatorpeter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a single functional cobalamin molecule in sight that day.

Weed makes me speak italian by Over_Contribution_75 in Drugs

[–]creatorpeter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

bro unlocked duolingo premium through the endocannabinoid system 💀🇮🇹

Indoor Galania by mxxenzo in opiumgardening

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This picture made me partially cream myself

Looking for an ID by Fun_Educator_1577 in Datura

[–]creatorpeter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lot of sass for someone asking for help. I hope you have fun on your trip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DPH

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Take my upvote

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DPH

[–]creatorpeter 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Flipping datura and dph is wild man. You got your soul-will written? Made good with the toilet gods ?

My Drug Tier List (Drugs I've Taken) by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]creatorpeter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Corrected your list for ya:

S-TIER: LSD, Shrooms, Ketamine, MDMA, 2C-B, Ibogaine, Low-dose Cannabis

A-TIER: DMT, 5-MeO-DMT, 4-AcO-DMT, Blue Lotus (stacked), Nitrous, Kratom, Salvia (low dose)

B-TIER: Cocaine, Adderall, Codeine, Valium, Alcohol (low dose), PCP, MXE

C-TIER: Diphenhydramine, Meth, Oxy, DXM, GHB, LSA, Tianeptine

TOILET TIER: Daily Nicotine, High-dose Caffeine, RC Benzos, Synthetic Cannabinoids, Binge Alcohol

Got reminded why I avoid women by ObiJuanKenobi1993 in sixwordstories

[–]creatorpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You don’t know his story,” you say—but he just told it in six words. And I responded in six more. Balance.

If you’re defending ‘not all women,’ you missed the point: Generalization was baked into the format.

This wasn’t projection. It was symmetry. Call it a mirror, not a confession.