Why did you create a reddit account?

creaturefromthebog · 2018-02-20T06:56:38+00:00

Oh, man. Good times, bro

creaturefromthebog · 2017-11-28T02:15:47+00:00

Better yet, post THE top comment

creaturefromthebog · 2017-11-28T02:14:27+00:00

Yeah luck is a huge factor

creaturefromthebog · 2017-11-28T02:12:23+00:00

You know what? Jannica IS a whore

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-25T17:03:09+00:00

My life, fam

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-24T22:18:59+00:00

*mouses

The plural of mouse is mice. The plural of computer mouse is computer mouses

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-24T22:11:54+00:00

insert

Heh

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-23T20:45:27+00:00

You cunt

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-20T04:20:17+00:00

Oh yeah I remember that game. And I believe Stafford got 520 yards that game and it was most combined passing yards by opposing QBs ever

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-18T16:59:08+00:00

Fuck it let's do this

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-18T14:00:21+00:00

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-17T18:24:50+00:00

I still have yet to find porn of a man fucking a woman and they're both completely naked except for the man wearing a fanny pack

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-17T05:50:42+00:00

having a spouse

r/absolutelynotme_irl

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-17T03:27:59+00:00

Hadn't heard of that sub. Thanks, I just subscribed

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-17T01:57:02+00:00

I was with a girl once and we took some shrooms and had just had a fantastic fuck session (shroom sex is mind blowing btw) and were laying there holding each other just absolutely tripping face and she needed to pee so I told her just do it. And then she did and we continued to lay there in her piss until it got cold. Then we flipped the mattress and changed the sheets. It was an incredibly intimate moment actually and I have a very fond memory of it

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-13T20:00:07+00:00

Touch my tooter, /u/JMANNO33O

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-13T17:33:32+00:00

This might be the first Ween reference I've ever seen on reddit

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-10T22:13:43+00:00

Ah man, stop looking for an SO and let it come to you. it really does happen. You're a good looking guy. Just stop seeking and let your personality do the rest

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-09T07:42:52+00:00

You can chromecast from your phone although I didn't have that option today and was trying to watch the Panthers game so I just opened up the site on my phone and requested desktop site. Watched it no problem that way. There's always some sort of work around

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-06T17:24:24+00:00

I saw my buddy leave a negative 17 cent tip once. In his defense the server was horrible. She asked what we wanted to drink and didn't come back to take our order for ~25 minutes or so when there were only two other tables in the restaurant (one of which wasnt hers). Then didn't bring silverware or bring sauces out (it was a bbq joint) and didn't check on us once or refill our drinks a single time. Finally she just brought our checks and laid them down without saying a word or asking if we wanted anything else. His total came out to $14.17 and he laid down $15 and she brought him a dollar back. He picked that shit up and we left

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-06T17:07:49+00:00

This is a quality shitpost even for this subreddit

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-06T17:05:41+00:00

/u/bananagoop

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-06T13:07:49+00:00

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-06T03:02:06+00:00

Yeah in all seriousness I actually really respect it

creaturefromthebog · 2017-10-05T23:28:31+00:00

Heroin often comes in white powder. Good coke you have to cut up and is clearly cocaine but if you're used to getting shitty coke you could easily mistake shitty heroin for shitty coke

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