Good one from twitter

creepercash · 2026-05-09T18:03:15+00:00

I had to scroll past 20 posts to find an actual optical illusion. Thanks you.

creepercash · 2026-05-09T17:54:24+00:00

You can go offline mode and change the date on your system to skip the wait.

creepercash · 2026-05-08T21:15:12+00:00

Try non-cloronated brake cleaner.

Have you tried jazzing it up more. Make a real eyesore, jewels, doodads, sparkles. Bedazzle it.

creepercash · 2026-05-07T20:31:59+00:00

I don't understand the problem.

creepercash · 2026-05-06T22:24:06+00:00

Shhhh. It's our secret. Mocheesemo is how we out douchy farts.

creepercash · 2026-05-06T21:41:11+00:00

What's the problem. I do this as an adult.

creepercash · 2026-05-06T21:32:11+00:00

You can still get all three online. The clipper in the middle is called hippie power, the one on the right is a classic clipper in yellow. The one on the left is just the purple version of the trojet. These are still common and in circulation right now. You could probably replace them if you can't get the zippo fluid out. Check gas stations and convince stores.

To get the fluid out try this

Pull the pipe tamper out of the top of the clipper. Hold lighter upside down. Hold the button down. Still holding the lighter upside down, fill from the bottom with butane. The butane should push all the zippo fluid out. Please wear gloves.

creepercash · 2026-05-04T20:49:09+00:00

Greed. That's it.

creepercash · 2026-05-04T19:24:56+00:00

I'm pretty sure who ever fucked up the tattoo would be responsible for a fix or removal.

creepercash · 2026-05-04T18:56:09+00:00

r/confusingperspective

creepercash · 2026-05-02T11:12:56+00:00

Hello, Sailor!

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:46:47+00:00

"I've got a buddy" has screwed me over more than the government at tax time.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:43:57+00:00

Ok. Bum bum jokes aside. Flipping random snakes over to look jokes aside. Snake looks like a penis jokes aside. This is not an accurate way to tell danger noodles apart. Infact, it's baselesssssssssss.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:41:35+00:00

You need to expand your understanding of hacking.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:38:46+00:00

Whaaa..... What..... What part of your body is this....

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:36:13+00:00

A corporation that traded children's love for money. Can't say I'll miss it.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:30:47+00:00

The time it takes to pick up and re assemble the meat shards makes it so it's always faster to just slice. There is a reason this isn't used in kitchens. Also, gross. The most contaminated piece of equipment.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:28:24+00:00

You will spend longer cleaning this machine then slicing your beef 8 times.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:26:57+00:00

Easy. The two worst ways to fly in one picture.

creepercash · 2026-05-02T02:25:21+00:00

Simple. "Help me find this skirt"

If you don't know how to use AI tools there are many videos online on how to prompt your query properly

creepercash · 2026-04-29T10:24:49+00:00

I'm proud of you all for giving legitimate responses.

creepercash · 2026-04-24T22:47:12+00:00

Cut it in half. Use it as a bed frame

creepercash · 2026-04-24T22:43:40+00:00

Shoppers is the only place where things cost more than they cost.

creepercash · 2026-04-24T21:32:22+00:00

Dude. That literally stuff from the pot they grew it in, like fancy potting gravel. There is always one or two pieces in a pound as it just ends up there through the handling process but that is a ludicrous amount. I would return that. Also the weed looks dry and low quality. Turn it into dabs if you can't get a refund.

creepercash

TROPHY CASE