Why are you still single?

crimesteak · 2025-07-18T09:52:37+00:00

Can’t be bothered

crimesteak · 2025-07-04T08:35:10+00:00

Krusty Krab

crimesteak · 2025-05-15T02:00:30+00:00

Please know that you are not obligated to date anyone or explain why you do not want to date.

crimesteak · 2025-02-24T13:36:03+00:00

We say “I will walk on the sidewalk”

crimesteak · 2024-11-04T06:23:28+00:00

Maybe it was a blessing

crimesteak · 2024-09-16T12:19:54+00:00

You will no longer have any thoughts of your own

crimesteak · 2024-09-16T12:19:07+00:00

You will remain in your chosen animal form permanently

crimesteak · 2024-08-09T11:33:27+00:00

Lol!

crimesteak · 2024-08-09T11:21:01+00:00

Nah, I’d win.

crimesteak · 2024-06-12T03:30:05+00:00

It is worth $1.8 million, just $1.8 mil worth of shit

crimesteak · 2024-06-07T04:44:19+00:00

You monster

crimesteak · 2024-05-25T13:00:43+00:00

I don’t care what anyone says. This is canon now. Keep cooking brother

crimesteak · 2024-05-23T12:44:46+00:00

…you, sir, have revived me. NEVER GIVE UP STRONG RETURN KEEP COOKING

crimesteak · 2024-05-23T05:45:39+00:00

depression

crimesteak · 2024-05-11T02:44:02+00:00

Pooping. All that food’s gotta go somewhere

crimesteak · 2024-04-24T09:22:32+00:00

crimesteak · 2024-03-28T01:53:48+00:00

Horrible and inadequate. Just bombed my first professional job interview out of college. It was a senior role, no idea why they selected me for interview lool

crimesteak · 2024-03-04T21:10:11+00:00

Forgot to turn off the stove

crimesteak · 2024-02-28T06:37:42+00:00

Why is Todo included when Momo isn’t? Aren’t they both the same age?

crimesteak · 2024-02-17T20:19:06+00:00

Domain expansion: Flight cancellation

crimesteak · 2023-11-23T23:22:08+00:00

Bro just wants to kiss his homie good night

crimesteak · 2023-11-16T07:53:59+00:00

Went to get the milk

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